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Strawberry Body Paint - Whisky flavour would be better. But we'll have to make do with Strawberry I have tasted it and it is actually very nice. No it was not on somebody's body when I tasted it. Unfortunately!

Acre Of Land On Venus - Now you too can own your very own acre of land on the female species home planet Venus. So what do you get for your £19.99?. Venusian Deed which confirms your registration of the one acre of Venus and gives the co-ordinates of your plot. The Venusian Map so you can see where your property is located. The Venusian Constitution and Bill of Rights which details the Venusian laws your rights and of course the all important laws of THE BIG CHEESE. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership. This is the document filed with the USA and Russia along with the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 in which Dennis M. Hope - The BIG CHEESE - first laid claim Venus. A document confirming you have Mineral Rights to your land. Postage paid registration Card. This all comes in a slick Moon Estates gift pack which makes this a wonderful and unique gift.

Acre Of Land On Mars - Now you too can own your very own acre of land on the male species home planet Mars. So what do you get for your money?. Martian Deed which confirms your registration of the one acre of Mars and gives the co-ordinates of your plot. The Martian Map so you can see where your property is located. The Martian Constitution and Bill of Rights which details the Martian laws your rights and of course the all important laws of THE BIG CHEESE. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership. This is the document filed with the USA and Russia along with the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 in which Dennis M. Hope - The BIG CHEESE - first laid claim Mars. A document confirming you have Mineral Rights to your land. Postage paid registration Card. This all comes in a slick Moon Estates gift pack which makes this a wonderful and unique gift.

An Acre Of Land On The Moon - Now you too can own your very own acre of land on the light side of the moon join the likes of Clint Eastwood Tom Cruise; the original cast of Star Trek and two US ex-presidents. So what do you get for your money? Lunar Deed which confirms your registration of the one acre of the moon and gives the co-ordinates of your plot. The Lunar Map so you can see where on the light side of the moon your property is located. The Lunar Constitution and Bill of Rights which details the Lunar laws your rights and of course the all important laws of THE BIG CHEESE. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership. This is the document filed with the USA and Russia along with the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 in which Dennis M. Hope - The BIG CHEESE - first laid claim to the Moon. A document confirming you have Mineral Rights to your land. Postage paid registration Card. This all comes in a slick Moon Estates gift pack which makes this a wonderful and unique gift. Note: The Lunar deed comes blank the recipient then fills in their name and sends off a pre-paid registration card which completes the legal process. Once you have got your acre of land on the moon you can get a picture of it from the Clementine Lunar Image Browser Frequently Asked Questions

After Dinner Nipples - The perfect accompliment to any dinner party that is sure to gain a smile or raise an eyebrow. Just make sure your mother is not present.

Web Guide To Erotica - Everything and anything related to the web and erotica can be found in this handy little pocket book. With the full web address and a well written description of what you’ll find make this invaluable book covers everything from foreplay to fetishes.

Massage Bottle And Lotion - I don’t think The Police had this item in mind when they wrote the hit song ”Massage in a bottle”. Eh what do you mean it's spelt differently?! This soft and sensual sour apple lotion comes in this rather handy massage bottle which is curved to fit into your hand and features raised rubbing bumps to make this the ultimate massage kit.

Wave Patio Set - Table Bench And 2 Chairs - Aluminium and Glass patio/conservatory set. This 4 piece set is unbelievably comfortable to sit in and has adjustment on the arms of the chairs to enable the back to be adjusted to suit the individual. Although the seats look like bamboo or wicker they are actually made from a plastic so as to withstand wear and tear. The added advantage is that they are also totally weatherproof so if left out they will not shrink tarnish or discolour. The table is covered with a toughened glass to make cleaning as easy as possible. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Day Bag - The Kelsyus™ Day Bag makes short trips simple and comfortable with a unique combination of style and functionality. This two in one design provides multiple internal and external storage compartments for apparel jewellery books wallets and other valuables. The nylon mesh exterior pouch comes equipped with an inflatable pillow and provides an ideal location for transporting sandy towels and wet clothing. Additional storage is provided for a can cozy that is included free of charge. This cozy storage ensures a cold debris free beverage that is easily accessible and separate from dry storage items. Constructed of fade and moisture resistant textured PVC this bag is prepared to take on a wide variety of indoor and outdoor journeys.

Incredible Hulk 40cm Plush Toy - The jolly mean giant is back with a vengeance this summer which makes this brilliant Incredible Hulk plush toy really hot property! This brilliantly detailed toy of Dr Bruce Banner in one of his legendary incredible sulk green cross modes features moveable arms and waist and stands over fifteen and a half inches tall.

Angus Figurine - A true Scotsman if ever I saw one always blowing their own trumpet and making far too much noise. I just hope that he makes sure that the pipe is clean before it goes in his mouth though!

Everyday Someone New Pisses Me Off Mug - For those of you out there that don't suffer fools gladly this good quality mug presented in a matching gift box is the perfect way to make a statement without having to say a word.

Pop Up Putting Cup - Talking pop up putting cup. Every time you sink a putt the feisty golf gopher pops up with encouraging one liners to make practice fun!! Comes with automatic ball return and regulation putting cup. On/off sound switch. Two 'C' batteries required.

Specraver Red Neon Sunglasses - The SpecRaver red flashing neon sunglasses are available exclusively through The Alternative Gift Company and we believe that these are quite possibly the coolest thing to hit the UK this year. Whether you wear them for clubbing pubbing partying or just plain fun in the office or home we think these are red hot. The glasses have a lead which can be concealed under your clothing which attaches to a battery pack which you can clip to your belt. Two settings are available standard mode lights the entire frame of the glasses like a neon tube and the second setting makes the neon pulse on and off rapidly. Requires 2xAA batteries. Also available in Blue. May not be suitable for people with epilepsy.

Celtic Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Tottenham Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Manchester Utd Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Selector Mug - Another office essential that will ensure that whoever's turn it is to make the drinks they'll always get it right for you! Simply twist the stainless steel rings on this cream coloured ceramic mug to reveal your choice of drink and your milk and sugar preferences!

Pistol Shaped Ceramic Vase - Guns and Roses eh strange combination but I bet it'd make a great name for an American rock band or in this case a rather unique wall mountable vase. Simply fill with water and drop the flower into the barrel! Wall mount with fixings supplied.

Rangers Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Aston Villa Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Newcastle Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Manchester City Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Beach Babe Sunset Beach Towel - Make your place round the pool with this bright seventies style plush playboy beach towel. Towel measures 100cm x 180cm.

Montana Bench Set With Four Free Cushions And A Green Parasol - FREE! The Montana set now comes complete with two green and gold armchair cushions two green and gold bench cushions along with a 2.7m green parasol all supplied free of charge. That's a total package cost of over £120! This Montana bench set is surely one of this spring's hottest deals! Normally retailing for £599 we have managed to reduce this to £299 due to the immense volume of this line we have purchased. Stock is limited and available this week. The set includes the table measuring 1.5m x 80cm a pair of three seater benches and two armchairs. It's manufactured from Keruing which is an extremely durable hardwood that has a naturally high oil resin content which makes it ideal for the varying UK climate. All the timber used is from FSC approved sources. Set comes in five individual boxes and assembly takes approximately 20 minutes.

Silver Night Sky Disc - The stuff of dreams. A solid silver disc or plaque engraved with the night sky and accompanied by a poem. ' The night sky for you...Lying on my back warm neck on cool grass. You out of the corner of my eye. Such worlds as two minds can make from a thousand lights above. Moonlight cool grass and all that lies ahead. (3cm diameter)

Latex Mini Dress Large - Whether worn in the privacy of your own home or as an adventurous night clubbing outfit this latex mini dress is sure to make you feel every inch the vixen that you are! Large size only.

Double Umbrella - What could be more romantic than a couple enjoying a stroll in the park in the gentle autumn rain with the glow of each others love to keep them warm. Ok so I've actually managed to make myself feel nauseous with that last sentence but surely you understand the connection I'm trying to make when I mention this clever and rather stylish new double umbrella that automatically pops open at the touch of a button that'll help you and yours keep dry!

Easy Dinner Party's Recipes - If your cooking skills leave you cold and the thought of planning the menu for your very own dinner party gives you the shakes than this book could have been written with your social salvation in mind. Sixty easy disgrace free recipes for dinner parties that'll make you a dinner party legend and avoid crippling psychological damage... or at least that's what the bit of blurb on the back says anyway!

50 Things Everyone Should Do Once In A Lifetime - Want to know how to make your life complete? This pack contains fifty suggestions some funny some obscure some romantic and some that are just plain crazy but all of them will enable you to say that you've lived life to the full!

Trivia For The Toilet - A book for the bog a strong absorbent trivia for the toilet. Splash proof easy wipe cover makes this the ultimate reading matter for the smallest room in the house.

Blow Up Double Mattress - This inflatable guest mattress is ideal for camping or perfect for guests and sleepovers as the built in pump makes inflating the sturdy vinyl with flocked top double mattress a complete doddle whilst the quick free flow deflation valve means that it can be folded and stored away in minutes. Measures 201cm x 140cm x 12.7cm.

Blow Up Single Mattress - This inflatable guest mattress is ideal for camping or perfect for guests and sleepovers as the built in pump makes inflating the sturdy vinyl with flocked top single mattress a complete doddle whilst the quick free flow deflation valve means that it can be folded and stored away in minutes. Measures 183cm x 76cm x 12.7cm.

Radio Control Mini - With fully opening doors bonnet and boot it's easy to appreciate the outstanding detailing inside and out of this radio controlled Mini which has been faithfully reproduced from the real car. Impressive attention to detail is just one of a very long list of excellent features such as the realistic engine idling sound remote car lock system working headlights brake lights horn indicators and reverse signal sound. With three nippy forward gears and one reverse you'll soon be recreating scenes from last years remake of the Italian Job as you guide this two foot in length (not so!) Mini around your local streets and pavements! Comes complete with four AA batteries for the transmitter and one rechargable pack and charger for the car. Colour may vary between Red Silver and Yellow.

Stay In Stop Out Decision Kit - This nifty pack has all you need to treat that before or after party feeling along with decision dice to help you make up your mind whether to be in or be out.

Sleepy Eyes Relaxing Masks - Rejuvenate your sparkle make your eyelashes flutter with this glittery pink mask - cooling and refreshing for stressed out peepers heady hangovers and all round stress.

High Torque Ratchet Screwdriver - Make like Flash Gordon with this futuristic screwdriver. Ergonomic rubberised grip combined with heavy duty ratchet mechanism gives good purchase. Inbuilt storage system holds nine extra bits.

Electronic Hole Punch - Make a chore around the office more fun with this electronic hole punch. Just put your paper in the slot at the front and with a whirr and a buzz two holes appear!

Childrens Noah's Ark - This beautifully hand crafted Noah's Ark complete with Noah and his wife ladder fourteen animals (seven designs two of each) would make the perfect addition to any toy box. Size (cm) H 23 x W 25.5 x D14.

Automatic Shoe Polisher - This quality shine kit makes easy work of buffing up your favourite shoes. Included in the stylish storage/carry case are two detachable polishing heads a pair of soft brushes and two tins of polish. Everything you'll need to get a perfect shine with the minimum of effort.

Sex Timer - Are you a bedroom bore or a sexually satisfying stud? For those of you out there that have become a little self conscious of the amount of time you put into your carnal cavorting this sex timer designed to mimic an egg timer will help you assess your performance in one easy flick of the wrist. Stallion stud playboy lover unsatisfied or just very poor...which one are you? p.s. Guys make sure you play fair and only flip the timer over once you've got your togs off as you don't want the lady in your life telling you that you're a cheat as well as being crap in bed do you?

A Letter From Santa - Would your children love a letter from Santa? Well now it's possible! Just fill in the Santa letter request form(which comes in the pack with all the information required and your little angels will soon receive a personalised letter from Santa mailed from the North Pole for added authenticity. Santa makes up to twelve personal references including gender age the colour of the child's front door the name of any pets hobbies most wanted Christmas present and their best friends name. Gift pack also includes a 'Santa Stop Here' door hanger and a free (optional) access to Santa's Secret Website. Once the registration form has been filled in and you have filled in the approximate date for the letter to arrive it will be with you within 5 days of this date. The last request forms must be received by the 19th December to ensure Santa's letter arrives in time for Christmas. Internation addresses excepted.

Champagne Glasses And Cool Bucket - This colourful champagne set contains seven pieces in total with six assorted colour long stem glasses and one glass bucket. Inside the bucket there's a metal ring holder which securely supports the glasses in two places. Simply add ice and a bottle of your favourite chilled champagne in the centre of the bucket to make this a stunning accessory for any party.

Cheap make Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd UK