Cheapest love Gifts, Toys and Gadgets shopping UK

Some of the great love Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd include...

Lovers Kinky Sex Kit - Now we are getting risqué. Lovers Kinky Sex Kit for that wild night in with whoever. Even better send it to someone unsuspecting and imagine the blushes when they open it. Contains 1 Set of lovers Dice 1 Vibrating Massager Lovers Cuffs Flavoured Bodylick Lovers Feather Top Ten Kama Sutra Positions what more could you want?

Lovers Whip - This Cat-O-Nine Tails whip is definitely not for the faint hearted amongst us.

Love Vouchers - A book of love vouchers for him and her. Loads of different ones some very saucy some not. I quite fancy the Erotic Massage or the Rock 'N' Roll Sex Session.

Football Doorbell - Remind your local posty of the last time he went to the match by getting the football supporters doorbell...and if he doesn't like it well it serves them right for waking you up early on Saturday morning. Your mates are just gonna love this!

Kissing Love Tester - Hold the heart with a partner (Or someone you just happen to fancy) Pucker up and start kissing making sure only your lips touch. Either the heart will glow and play music (Love is in the air!) Or you will hear a buzzer sound. Sounds like a good excuse to try again to me.

Edible Bra - Lovely Jubbly as Del Boy would say. What a good idea and what a nice flavour Creme De Menthe. No I have absolutely no idea what size it is but we are assured one size fits all. Quite how that works I do not know. But when I find out and have tried the merchandise i will advise you.

V-touch Mobile Phone Hands Free Kit - This is proving to be the essential phone accessory of the year! Stock is becoming increasingly limited so snap one up while you’ve got the chance! The V-Touch mobile phone hands free kit works by picking up vibrations directly from your voice box which means that all other background noise that normally gets picked up by other hands free microphones is completely blocked out. Very robust lightweight and comfortable to use this device is an absolute god send for busy people on the move who need to keep in contact. Currently works with Nokia 3210/3310/8210/8250/8850/8890 and additional models will follow. We're so confident that you'll love this hands free kit that we're prepared to offer a full 30 day money back guarantee if your not completely satisfied with the product!

Ladies ’love You’ Sandprinters S/m - These boots were made for walking…and these flip flops are definitely made for talking! Why bother with the cheesy holiday romance chat up lines when you can clearly express your sexy intentions right there in the sand for everyone to see with this year’s perfect beach accessory the Sand Printer flip flop! Colour: Sky Blue available in two sizes.

K9 I Love Kylie T-shirts - For the image conscious pooch about town why not try an I Love Kylie T-Shirt which will not only look great but will also keep elderly or poorly dogs warm ease scratching protect body wounds and help to keep their coats clean.

Beyblade Poster - Following on the grand tradition of all things animated and slightly bizarre to come from the land of the rising sun is the latest craze to hit the streets Beyblades. Now I'd love to able to sit here and explain to you exactly what Beyblades and the associated characters are all about but I can honestly say that I haven't got a single clue?! Although from looking at this incredibly detailed and colourful poster measuring 33.8 inches by 24 inches that it all looks a lot of fun!

Life's Charms Box - A collection of silver charms to accompany and inspire you on life's journey and a reminder that you are never alone whichever path you choose. Flower: inspiration. Key: empowerment. Shamrock: luck. Heart: love & friendship. Angel: protection. (Life's charms in a sterling silver box (2 x 2cm 1.4cm height).

Guardian Angels - Why travel through life with only one Guardian Angel when four can guard and protect you? These sterling silver cherubs can be worn in your hair attached to a love letter or given to a friend to share your good fortune. Please note the popper backs are not silver. (carded set 1.4cm high)

Two Person Picnic Backpack - This stylish picnic backpack has the contents to cater for two people. Comes complete with two plastic plates metal knives forks spoons two wine glasses chambray napkins corkscrew and wine cooler. It also features a separate large food compartment and an insulated detachable wine pouch making this is a great product for those of you who enjoy a romantic picnic with your loved one in the great outdoors. Please note: This item now comes in beige rather than green.

Classic Saucy Dining Moments - If you love having risqué dinner parties then this wild party pack is definitely for you. Included in the high quality gift box is everything you'll need to stage a raunchy saucy party for your friends. The theme of the evening is passion the food you'll prepare will be laced with aphrodisiacs and if that isn't enough your friends will be challenged by sex trivia and a series of other games that leave little to the imagination! Box contains: a sixty minute CD with a selection of sexy music detailed recipes for every course an ingredient shopping list eight dinner party invitations and envelopes four replica table menus eight place settings forty eight trivia questions and answers and a booklet with saucy games and everything you ever wished to know about aphrodisiacs.

Love Bug Massager - This strange looking love bug is definitely a handy little chap to have around the office as it's four vibrating feet are perfect for relieving the stress and tension of office life once applied to your back shoulders or legs. Colours may vary

Classic Erotica Dining Moments - If you love having risqué dinner parties then this erotica party pack is definitely for you. Included in the high quality gift box is everything you'll need to stage an erotica dinner party and play wild games with broad bottomed friends. The buffet has been cleverly created by a leading culinary expert and contains many potent aphrodisiacs. Your guests will be challenged by a selection of games that leaves little to the imagination! Box contains: a sixty minute cd with a selection of seductive songs buffet and game menu detailed recipes for every course an ingredients shopping list eight dinner party invitations and envelopes a revealing and erotic card game a guide to erotica and twenty amusing and embarrassing forfeits.

Classic Robin Hood Dining Moments - Dine with Robin Hood and Maid Marion! If you love having themed dinner parties then this ye olde dinning experience is made for you! Included in the high quality gift box is everything you'll need to stage a themed dinner party. Box includes: a sixty minute CD with music from the period four replica table menus eight place settings a booklet with modernised recipes for every course an ingredient shopping list a period drink recipe a character history booklet forty eight trivia questions and answers dinner party invitations and envelopes and a booklet with the history of the characters the music drink dress and food of the period.

Freestyle Swing - This exquisite love toy allows enables many new positions and the deepest penetration possible. Experience a new level of excitement in your sexual play. The Love Swing comes complete with all the necessary screws and raw plugs and has wide padded belts and straps for added comfort. Guaranteed top quality for freestyle sex! Made from tear proof nylon.

Double Umbrella - What could be more romantic than a couple enjoying a stroll in the park in the gentle autumn rain with the glow of each others love to keep them warm. Ok so I've actually managed to make myself feel nauseous with that last sentence but surely you understand the connection I'm trying to make when I mention this clever and rather stylish new double umbrella that automatically pops open at the touch of a button that'll help you and yours keep dry!

Love Dice - Tried and tested! This set of lovers dice really are an essential accessory for breaking the ice and easing your way into a night's carnal indulgence with your lover by introducing some fun to your foreplay. With words like fondle and lick on one dice and breasts and buttocks on the other you'll be sure to get the evening off to a steamy start. It's fair to say that these dice may cause the more sensitive types amongst us to blush occasionally as well!

9ct Gold Kiss Diamond Earrings - These pretty solid gold earrings are the perfect gift you'll have kisses on your ears all day long for your loved one. 9ct gold kiss diamond earrings.

50 Romantic Ways To Say I Love You - Too embarrassed too shy or too scared of commitment to say those three little words? Now you don't have to because this pack of cards gives you fifty thoughtful surprises and loving gestures which speak much louder than words.

Shower Tap Radio - This is a great little shower radio that simply sticks to your bathroom tiles using the sucker provided. Tune in your favourite radio station and turn the tap to adjust the volume control great for those of you who love to sing in the shower!

Happy Hand Kit - Take this little kit with you where ever you go the zipper bag contains a full size tube of aromatherapy hand and nail cream cotton moisturising gloves a frosted plastic 'sputnik' hand massager and a handy reflexology chart.

Silver Anagram Box - This is a lovely gift to give to anyone. A solid silver little pot full of luck and good wishes. 'Desires creates sin' Rearrange the letters to discover the real message: 'inside are secrets'. Inside this sterling silver box you will find four charms that represent secrets to a happy life: Heart-appreciate your friends; cherub-open yourself to love; sunflower-notice beauty; sixpence-be lucky. Approximate size 25mm diameter.

Silver Friendship Bracelet - The perfect gift for a well loved friend. This sterling silver bracelet set comes in a pretty silky silver pouch and is perfect to give to a friend to show how much they mean to you. Each silver pouch comes with a message 'This sterling silver bracelet is one of a matching pair and I have the other. I hope you love it and that our friendship always remain strong. So enjoy life laugh a lot see beauty and think of me when you wear this bracelet. A silver heart hangs from each and represents best friends in the world. Each bracelet is 20cm long. This set is exclusive to Alternative Gifts. It is designed and hand made in Italy. 925 Silver

Lion King Animated Musical Lamp - Hakuna Matata...It means no worries! The Lion King is undoubtedly one of the best-loved films of time. With worldwide box office takings of over $766m it's no wonder the saying Hakuna Matata is now a household phrase! This musical lamp is a great gift for any one who loves the Lion King. The lamp has great animation sequence where Simba pulls the chain to turn the lamp on or off whilst Pumba fans himself with a big leaf. The cheeky Timon looks on from the chain as the classic song 'Hakuna Matata' plays in the background. Sound feature can be turned on or off. Illuminated on/off pad. CE approved child safe operation. ES 60 watt bulb (supplied). Dimensions are approximately 440mm (h) x 270mm (w).

Electric Halogen Heater - Now if you believe everything that those lovely weather presenter bods have been telling us recently then we're about to have the coldest winter on record! Allegedly?! So why not get yourself prepared with one of these incredibly efficient silent running electric halogen heaters. Each unit consists of three halogen bars which enables you to choose from either the single bar 400 watt heat setting the double 800 watt setting or the full 1200 watt heat setting. Also included is a controllable automatic oscillation function that enables the unit to rotate 70 degrees to evenly distribute the heat throughout your room whilst safety censors in the base of the unit can cleverly detect if the heater has been picked up or accidentally knocked over and will instantly switch the heater off.

Sex Timer - Are you a bedroom bore or a sexually satisfying stud? For those of you out there that have become a little self conscious of the amount of time you put into your carnal cavorting this sex timer designed to mimic an egg timer will help you assess your performance in one easy flick of the wrist. Stallion stud playboy lover unsatisfied or just very poor...which one are you? p.s. Guys make sure you play fair and only flip the timer over once you've got your togs off as you don't want the lady in your life telling you that you're a cheat as well as being crap in bed do you?

A Letter From Santa - Would your children love a letter from Santa? Well now it's possible! Just fill in the Santa letter request form(which comes in the pack with all the information required and your little angels will soon receive a personalised letter from Santa mailed from the North Pole for added authenticity. Santa makes up to twelve personal references including gender age the colour of the child's front door the name of any pets hobbies most wanted Christmas present and their best friends name. Gift pack also includes a 'Santa Stop Here' door hanger and a free (optional) access to Santa's Secret Website. Once the registration form has been filled in and you have filled in the approximate date for the letter to arrive it will be with you within 5 days of this date. The last request forms must be received by the 19th December to ensure Santa's letter arrives in time for Christmas. Internation addresses excepted.

Big Head Shrek - This is a great present for those of you who love Shrek. This animated table top Shrek bank talks sings swings his arms and hips to 'Livin La Vida Loca' and is always ready to come out with hilarious Shrekisms taken straight from the hit movie. Simply insert a coin into the tree stump and watch him come alive. 100% Authentic Ogre! Shrek stands approximately 42cm in height and requires four AA batteries (demonstration batteries included). To hear this product in action please use the player below.

Men's Brolly And Glove Set - Ward off the winter blues with this men's mini brolly and gloves set. The handy gift contains a mini brolly and a pair of black gloves and is presented in a smart gift box.

Ladies Navy Umbrella And Scarf Set - A great gift a lovely navy umbrella and tartan scarf to brighten any rainy day presented in a smart gift box. Scarf measures approximately 143cm in length by 30cm in width.

Ladies Black Umbrella And Scarf Set - A great gift a lovely black umbrella and tartan scarf to brighten any rainy day presented in a smart gift box. Scarf measures approximately 143cm in length by 30cm in width.

Ladies Red Umbrella And Scarf Set - A great gift a lovely bright red umbrella and tartan scarf to brighten any rainy day presented in a smart gift box. Scarf measures approximately 143cm in length by 30cm in width.

Love Finder For Men And Women - The Love Finder is a new and exciting dating gadget for men and women to play with as the two handset receivers work off of each other by detecting the presence of another handset. Simply switch the unit on and and choose your favourite mode from talk drink love or dinner and the love finder will display either the tracer light which means that another love finder is close by but is in a different mode or it will display the ok light which means that someone is around that is in the same mood as you. Sound can be sitched on or off for discreet dating.

Cheap love Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd UK