Cheapest look Gifts, Toys and Gadgets shopping UK

Some of the great look Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd include...

Peppermint Peckers - Guaranteed to give satisfaction plus the freshest breath around. This is the extra naughty variety in the shape of. ( I can't say that) Oh look at the picture on the left!

Farting Salt And Pepper Pots - Classic! Sorry but these are just fantastic farting salt and pepper pots. What can I say but brilliant I took these home over the weekend and the look on peoples faces when they use them is priceless! The best thing is they really do look good as well serving a practical purpose.

Natural Wood Picture Frame 20 X 15 Cm - Large picture frame made from natural wood. Simple and pure in both looks and design. This frame will go in almost any setting whether it be modern or contemporary.

Brush Finished Aluminium Desk Radio - Super Cool or what! This radio is actually only about 10mm thick and really does look extremely stylish. Both FM and AM comes complete with batteries.

Jack Daniels Hip Flask Lighter - This classy and discreet lighter has been designed to mimic the looks and contours of a traditional hip flask (which of course would be full of Jack Daniels whiskey!)

Snow Surfer Jet Ski Sledge - Featuring two heavy duty handles cool graphics and a pair of bottom runners for added direction and speed you’ll be the talk of the slopes with the fantastic new snow surfer sledge. With a heavy duty vinyl construction and double welded seams for added durability this sledge not only looks amazing but will keep going year after year! Designed for ages 7+

8 Ball Lighter - If you’re a hot shot on the pool table than this 8 ball lighter is definitely for you! Measuring 5.6cm x 5.6cm this cleverly disguised lighter takes standard lighter gas and is bound to impress your mates the next time you challenge them to a game down your local pub. Simply finish the game by potting the black and then miraculously produce the same looking eight ball to light you’re cigarette!

Wave Patio Set - Table Bench And 2 Chairs - Aluminium and Glass patio/conservatory set. This 4 piece set is unbelievably comfortable to sit in and has adjustment on the arms of the chairs to enable the back to be adjusted to suit the individual. Although the seats look like bamboo or wicker they are actually made from a plastic so as to withstand wear and tear. The added advantage is that they are also totally weatherproof so if left out they will not shrink tarnish or discolour. The table is covered with a toughened glass to make cleaning as easy as possible. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Bordeaux Sets - Table And 4 Chairs - This set includes an Aluminium framed table and chair set. The glass in the top of the Table is toughened for safety and durability purposes. The seats have a plastic rush effect on them which means they will not stain or become tarnished if left out in poor weather. The arms of the chairs are covered with Teak for a nice elegant look and comfortable feel. The chairs are extremely light in construction but very durable and strong. Altogether this set is extremely striking and practical at the same time. Definitely suitable for both outdoor and indoor use.

Alien Vibrations - It’s slowly dawning on me that I must have led a particularly sheltered life as when this product arrived on my desk I actually had to go and ask our buyer what this was and where it umm err went?! Despite my burning blushes of embarrassment I can’t really say that I fully understand even now…what I can tell you is that it’s made in a soft lavender jelly and vibrates wildly once you flick the switch on the discreet looking remote control unit. Two sets of small long life batteries are included.

Beauty And The Bear - It’s a well documented fact that men have a bad reputation for hogging the remote control so they can suit themselves while the lady in their life sits there trying not to look bored. Well thanks to the wonders of technology girls can get their own back by owning one of these brilliant remote controlled strap on teddy stimulators so they can please themselves whenever they like for as long as they like! It won’t change the TV channel but once you’ve secured the soft and sensual pink jelly teddy in place with the fully adjustable elasticated straps you probably won’t care less! The discreet miniature remote control unit hangs on a key fob and comes complete with smaller longer life batteries included.

25mm Ceramic Hair Straightener - The ultimate addition to your hair care routine. These ceramic straighteners are the equivalent to GHD’s they heat in seconds but these straigheners come with a heat selector for fine/medium/thick hair simply adjust the setting so that it suits your type of hair. They have new ceramic heat technology generating a more even heat transfer which is gentler on hair creating a glossy silky-smooth look. It has exclusive thermal response technology that provides constant temperature for continuous precision styling. These straighteners come with a 25 variable heat settings for styling all hair types with the least amount of damage they also have extra long salon length rubber cable. For information on the 57mm hair straighteners please click here.

57mm Ceramic Hair Straightener - The ultimate addition to your hair care routine. These ceramic straighteners are the equivalent to GHD’s they heat in seconds but these straigheners come with a heat selector for fine/medium/thick hair simply adjust the setting so that it suits your type of hair. They have new ceramic heat technology generating a more even heat transfer which is gentler on hair creating a glossy silky-smooth look. It has exclusive thermal response technology that provides constant temperature for continuous precision styling. These straighteners come with a 25 variable heat settings for styling all hair types with the least amount of damage they also have extra long salon length rubber cable. For information on the 25mm hair straighteners please click here.

K9 I Love Kylie T-shirts - For the image conscious pooch about town why not try an I Love Kylie T-Shirt which will not only look great but will also keep elderly or poorly dogs warm ease scratching protect body wounds and help to keep their coats clean.

K9 Overnight Bag - K9 Overnight Bag for when your friend goes to stay with his mates or more realistically for when you escape to the sunshine and leave him with the neighbours. Comes complete with a non-splash drinking bowl rubber ball pack of doggy chews and the all important thank you for looking after me card. All supplied in a neat little draw string carry bag.

K9 Union Jack Flag T-shirt - For the image conscious patriotic pooch about town why not try a Union flag T-Shirt which will not only look great but will also keep elderly or poorly dogs warm ease scratching protect body wounds and help to keep their coats clean.

Beyblade Poster - Following on the grand tradition of all things animated and slightly bizarre to come from the land of the rising sun is the latest craze to hit the streets Beyblades. Now I'd love to able to sit here and explain to you exactly what Beyblades and the associated characters are all about but I can honestly say that I haven't got a single clue?! Although from looking at this incredibly detailed and colourful poster measuring 33.8 inches by 24 inches that it all looks a lot of fun!

Hour Glass Clock - A new and interesting spin on the traditional sand filled hour glass design this neat looking clock will be a welcome gift to anyone bored of looking at the now common place digital displays found in timepieces.

Organiser With Keyboard - This must have personal assistant comes with 1MB of memory and displays a six line screen with 60 x 50 pixels. This pocket organizer offers all the essential functions of a true personal assistant; a calendar a diary a to do list a directory with names addresses telephone numbers fax numbers and e-mail addresses a memo a local and world clock an alarm and a calculator. And as if that wasn't enough you get a Euro convertor with eleven integrated fixed rates. To ensure that all your information is kept secure you can also set up a secret code. The kit comes complete with PC synchronisation kit which includes SyncMan software and a cable. The SyncMan interface is compatible with windows 95/98/2000/NT/XP Microsoft Outlook and Lotus Notes.

Zippy Figurine - Zippy here looks like he's made a bit of a bungle whilst dressing this morning. Ooh you can almost feel the pain!

Arran Figurine - Oops looks like Arran is a little accident prone today and is taking a brief 'paws' before he hops off to find the needle and thread.

Joy Figurine - Haa! It's no wonder that the housework takes so long to be done when you use a Hoover like that! The appropriately named Joy figurine looks like she's investigating whether her new vacuum cleaner will get into all those tight spots that the old one missed.

Away Supporters Kit - Neat looking AM/FM radio supplied with stereo earphones and a pack of playing cards all decorated in the white and red of St George's flag.

Fbi Mug - I don't think J. Edgar Hoover quite had this in mind when he setup the FBI in the 1920's but from looking at this good quality mug presented in a matching gift box I think we've got the better idea out of the two!

Stress Relief Mug - Wow not only is this a good quality mug presented in a matching gift box it's also kind of educational looking at all the 'stress relief' positions this naughty little couple get up to on the side!

Heated Ice Scraper - A great idea that will definitely be welcomed by any driver when the chill of winter is in full affect and the cars windscreen is yet again covered in frost and ice. Don't scrabble around looking for old store or credit cards to try and hack the ice off simply plug the supplied cord into your cigarette lighter and enjoy a clear screen in seconds.

Single Sand Free Beach Mat In Hot Pink - Apart from a six foot bronzed Adonis to help you apply your sun tan lotion this has to be the most stylish and practical companion for a perfect day on the beach. With a built in inflatable head cushion and handy drinks holders this hot pink single beach mat features inflatable sides to stop your beach towel looking like a sand dune by the end of the day.

Double Sand Free Beach Mat In Sleek Silver - Apart from a voluptuous baywatch beauty to help you apply your sun tan lotion this has to be the most stylish and practical companion for a perfect day on the beach. With built in inflatable head cushions and a pair of handy drinks holders this sleek silver double beach mat features inflatable sides to stop your beach towel looking like a sand dune by the end of the day.

Double Sand Free Beach Mat In Hot Pink - Apart from a six foot bronzed Adonis to help you apply your sun tan lotion this has to be the most stylish and practical companion for a perfect day on the beach. With built in inflatable head cushions and a pair of handy drinks holders this hot pink double beach mat features inflatable sides to stop your beach towel looking like a sand dune by the end of the day.

Madrid Table Set - The Madrid garden furniture set includes a beautifully produced square table featuring textured safety glass with hard wood edging and legs along with four chairs which are metal framed with a mock whicker seat and back design. This robust yet highly attractive set would look great outside but also wouldn't look out of place in a conservatory. As with all our furniture its very easy to assemble. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Camouflage Print Medium Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing camouflage print suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty five inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical and horizontal handles four wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004.

Camouflage Print Large Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing camouflage suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty nine inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical and horizontal handles four wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004.

Camouflage Print Small Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing camouflage print suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical telescopic and horizontal carry handles two wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004.

Large 20 Inch Fan - No need to get hot and bothered this summer as this wopping great twenty inch fan has to be the ultimate in cooling power making it ideal for large areas. In fact after taking one look at this monster in action I think we could have setup our own wind tunnel in the office as this whisper quiet lightweight three speed fan features a fully tiltable head for air direction control and huge amounts of cooling power!

Hot Pink Medium Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing hot pink suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty five inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical telescopic and horizontal carry handles two wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004! Don't worry though you won't have to endure twelve weeks spent with a bunch of 'manic hyenas' as your suitcase will be delivered straight to your house.

Hot Pink Large Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing hot pink suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty nine inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical telescopic and horizontal carry handles two wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004! Don't worry though you won't have to endure twelve weeks spent with a bunch of 'manic hyenas' as your suitcase will be delivered straight to your house.

Love Bug Massager - This strange looking love bug is definitely a handy little chap to have around the office as it's four vibrating feet are perfect for relieving the stress and tension of office life once applied to your back shoulders or legs. Colours may vary

Woowoo Toilet Paper Dispenser - Taking novelty toilet paper dispensers to a whole new dimension the woowoo t-dog manages to look both cute and cuddly and strangely revolting all in the same breath. If you haven't got a dog than get this one as it even cleans up after itself!

Look Hot And Globe Trot Pack - You catch planes like lesser mortals catch buses. To be honest sparrows and superman fly less. The world isn't merely your oyster its your platter of fruits de mer naturally eaten at a fabulous undiscovered restaurant you discovered just outside of Marseilles. Your air miles could buy you... what couldn't they buy you? Well this kit (sorry) no seasoned traveller should be without whatever the season. Containing those things to ensure you are never anything less than your usual lively gorgeous self it's destined to become as essential as your passport and credit card.

Newmarket Racehorse Tours - The perfect gift for any horse racing enthusiast. Newmarket race course is world renowned for being the headquarters and the spiritual home of British horse racing. With this extra special guided tour you will be able to take in the following areas of Newmarket: The Gallops which is the 2 500 acres of the Jockey Club gallops where you can see the horses at work. The National Stud which is set in five hundred beautiful acres where you can see top stallions mares and foals (open 1st March – 30th September and October race days). The training yard where you will be able to view the daily working and a behind the scenes look at a real training stable and also depending on the time of year that you visit either the Equine swimming pool (Spring/Summer) or the British racing school (Autumn/Winter). Tour lasts for approximately three hours.

Special Delivery Puzzle - Look Twice - The one hundred piece jigsaw puzzle that challenges you to find all thirty baby delivering storks hidden amongst the hundreds of stamps.

Chrome Juicer - You can't beat the taste of freshly squeezed juice which is why I think this is an excellent and elegant kitchen gadget for extracting juice from oranges grapefruit lemons and limes quickly and easily. Simply cut the fruit in half place over the strainer which will remove all the seeds and pulp leaving you with fresh naturally nutritious juice. In fact with looks this good you might want to leave it out on the work top anyway just to admire its sleek silver lines!

52 Piece Socket Wrench Set - The Grafter 52 piece socket wrench set now that's what I call a manly product name! Look at the picture Ladies and Gentleman you can almost see the testosterone oozing out from under it's black one piece carry case. Now I'm not going to sit here and list out what all fifty two pieces are because frankly that would bore the life out of both of us (plus I don't actually know what they all do but don't tell anyone) so all I'm going to say is if you want a socket set that represents excellent value for money then this product is definitely for you!

Crazy 8 Ball - Why not give this crazy eight ball a try the next time you're down the pub with a couple of mates. Rack up the pool balls and while no one is looking swap the eight ball for this wobbly wonder that never rolls straight. Sit back and howl with laughter as they try in vain to pot the black whilst looking like complete amateurs who couldn't hit a barn door from two paces!

Crazy Cue Ball - Why not give this crazy cue ball a try the next time you're down the pub with a couple of mates. Rack up the snooker balls and while no one is looking swap the cue ball for this wobbly wonder that never rolls straight. Sit back and howl with laughter as they try in vain to pot the balls whilst looking like complete amateurs who couldn't hit a barn door from two paces!

Travel Hairdryer - Probably the smallest hairdryer in the world!! Not much bigger than the 3 pin plug on the other end this surprisingly powerful little drier is a must for every one who wants to look their best anywhere. 450w Dual voltage with a handy cotton draw string pouch it has an unbelievable power to weight ratio that puts other driers in the shade. Ideal for travel bag gym bag office drawer or even handbag for when you get caught in the rain!

Disney Animated Talking/musical Clock - This Disney clock features fantastic animation and authentic character voices. Mickey and Donald clean the clock and announce the time each hour as Goofy looks on from the pendulum. The clock has a demo button which activates the clocks repertoire of sounds and animation. These features are temporarily disabled in darkness by a night-time sensor or by activating the silent option. Battery operated requires four D and two type AA batteries. Dimensions are approximately 310mm(w) x 450mm(h) including pendulum.

Lion King Animated Musical Lamp - Hakuna Matata...It means no worries! The Lion King is undoubtedly one of the best-loved films of time. With worldwide box office takings of over $766m it's no wonder the saying Hakuna Matata is now a household phrase! This musical lamp is a great gift for any one who loves the Lion King. The lamp has great animation sequence where Simba pulls the chain to turn the lamp on or off whilst Pumba fans himself with a big leaf. The cheeky Timon looks on from the chain as the classic song 'Hakuna Matata' plays in the background. Sound feature can be turned on or off. Illuminated on/off pad. CE approved child safe operation. ES 60 watt bulb (supplied). Dimensions are approximately 440mm (h) x 270mm (w).

Pocket Doodler - It looks like a mini laptop but the Pocket Doodler is actually a pad of one hundred sheets all crammed with loads of things to do with no purpose other than to amuse and to entertain. An essential office accessory for whiling away the hours when you really can't be bothered to do the day job any longer!

Tyre Clock - Now back in stock but numbers are limited please order now to guarantee delivery. Here's another great gift idea for all you petrolheads out there to get to grips with. This cleverly designed tyre clock is eighteen inches in diameter has a ticking cogs pendulum and features a treaded rubber tyre with the clock hands modelled on a spanner and a screwdriver. With a clock that looks this good you'll never get tyred of looking at the time! Pendulum can removed if not required.

Cheap look Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd UK