Cheapest little Gifts, Toys and Gadgets shopping UK

Some of the great little Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd include...

Age 30 Mug - Being 30 is not so bad you can still get around a little and with this mug you can even remember you age.

Chrome Handcuffs - Chrome Handcuffs for those sex serious people who like a little bit of indulgence and lets face it if you have entered our adult section then you are either into this sort of thing or are just jealous and want to know more.

Smoking Is My Choice So Fuck Off Mug - What a superb mug and a genius of an idea. A little bit rude or should I say a lot rude. But sure to grab someones attention whether being given as a gift or for personal use.

Pull It Bottle Opener - This little gadget is excellent just clamp the sides round the bottle of wine push the handle down lift and out pops the wine cork it is so easy you have just got to try it to believe it. These things are normally priced everywhere I have seen them at around £70.00 and i think we are one of the first to offer them at under £30.00. Just think of the browny points you will get when sending this to friends they will think you've spent nearly twice what you actually have. Course you could just by it for yourself and impress the hell out your friends.

Spy Calculator - Probably the best item on our site. Leave the calculator in a room and listen in on the conversation from a different room using the receiver supplied. Great for use in the office home or anywhere where you want that little bit of inside information. Just be careful you might not like what you hear or if your like me and just plain inquisitive you'll be unable to resist the temptation. Are they talking about you?

Sexy Man Mouse Mat - Just in case you get bored during the day a little squeeze in the right place will give you something to chuckle about. I can see offices throughout the UK becoming overrun with these things.

Web Guide To Erotica - Everything and anything related to the web and erotica can be found in this handy little pocket book. With the full web address and a well written description of what you’ll find make this invaluable book covers everything from foreplay to fetishes.

Homo Erectus Apron - Jeez this guy really needs to wax. I’m not sure if that’s where he keeps his bananas or maybe he’s just pleased to see us. Anyway slip this apron on for a little monkey business in the kitchen and you’ll be everyone’s favourite (pri)mate.

Nurses Outfit Size 42 - Ohhh Matron I think its time for my sponge bath again! I wouldn’t mind being ill if I had a girl wearing this cheeky little outfit to nurse me back to health.

K9 Overnight Bag - K9 Overnight Bag for when your friend goes to stay with his mates or more realistically for when you escape to the sunshine and leave him with the neighbours. Comes complete with a non-splash drinking bowl rubber ball pack of doggy chews and the all important thank you for looking after me card. All supplied in a neat little draw string carry bag.

Horny Devil Figurine - For all of you who enjoy dallying on the dark side this cheeky little devil figurine should be right up your street. This naughty little bear has practically got mischief written all over him!

Johnny Figurine - Johnny is a very safe and sociable young bear as he's always got his Mates around when things could other wise get a little sticky!

Horny Devil Keyring - For all of you who enjoy dallying on the dark side this cheeky little devil key ring should be right up your street. This naughty little bear has practically got mischief written all over him!

Arran Figurine - Oops looks like Arran is a little accident prone today and is taking a brief 'paws' before he hops off to find the needle and thread.

Stress Relief Mug - Wow not only is this a good quality mug presented in a matching gift box it's also kind of educational looking at all the 'stress relief' positions this naughty little couple get up to on the side!

Down In One Drinking Game - The basis of the down in one drinking game is is for each member of your drinking party to take turns to pull out the sticks which support the little pint sized playing pieces but be careful let a pint drop and you'll have some serious drinking to do! A nimble fingered game of nerve and probably plenty of swerve if you end up losing the game!

Sunset Glow Pool - Why not bring a little sunshine glow to your garden with this colourful four ringed paddling pool measuring 66 inches x 18 inches. Perfect for ages 3 and over this hard wearing pool has 9/8 gauge vinyl sides and floor and can hold a maximum of 713 litres when fully inflated.

Classic Saucy Dining Moments - If you love having risqué dinner parties then this wild party pack is definitely for you. Included in the high quality gift box is everything you'll need to stage a raunchy saucy party for your friends. The theme of the evening is passion the food you'll prepare will be laced with aphrodisiacs and if that isn't enough your friends will be challenged by sex trivia and a series of other games that leave little to the imagination! Box contains: a sixty minute CD with a selection of sexy music detailed recipes for every course an ingredient shopping list eight dinner party invitations and envelopes four replica table menus eight place settings forty eight trivia questions and answers and a booklet with saucy games and everything you ever wished to know about aphrodisiacs.

Love Bug Massager - This strange looking love bug is definitely a handy little chap to have around the office as it's four vibrating feet are perfect for relieving the stress and tension of office life once applied to your back shoulders or legs. Colours may vary

Classic Erotica Dining Moments - If you love having risqué dinner parties then this erotica party pack is definitely for you. Included in the high quality gift box is everything you'll need to stage an erotica dinner party and play wild games with broad bottomed friends. The buffet has been cleverly created by a leading culinary expert and contains many potent aphrodisiacs. Your guests will be challenged by a selection of games that leaves little to the imagination! Box contains: a sixty minute cd with a selection of seductive songs buffet and game menu detailed recipes for every course an ingredients shopping list eight dinner party invitations and envelopes a revealing and erotic card game a guide to erotica and twenty amusing and embarrassing forfeits.

Nurses Outfit Large - Ohhh Matron I think its time for my sponge bath again! I wouldn't mind being ill if I had a girl wearing this cheeky little outfit to nurse me back to health.

Silver Chain Bracelet With Fairy - A delicate silver chain with a silver fairy charm a perfect gift for a little angel. Silver chain bracelet with fairy (14cm).

50 Romantic Ways To Say I Love You - Too embarrassed too shy or too scared of commitment to say those three little words? Now you don't have to because this pack of cards gives you fifty thoughtful surprises and loving gestures which speak much louder than words.

Shower Tap Radio - This is a great little shower radio that simply sticks to your bathroom tiles using the sucker provided. Tune in your favourite radio station and turn the tap to adjust the volume control great for those of you who love to sing in the shower!

Light Up Blue Round Lighter - Bored with bog standard clipper lighters but would rather have something a little more snazzy than a zippo? Then this stylish cool blue lighter could just be the one for you as the super smooth design features a blue LED light that shines when you use it.

Football Sports Mac - As the weather in the UK seems to be getting progressively these days this clever little keyring containing a one size fits all waterproof rain mac is a really handy keyring to have. Either keep it in your coat pocket or use it as your keyring you'll never be caught out by a down pour again.

Ozonics Pamper Pack - Relax with a friendly little waffle exfoliator whilst you soak in the bath caressing your head in an inflatable shell pillow... Massage away the stresses of the day before saturating your skin in sumptuous passion fruit lotion... Pack contains Passion Fruit Shower Gel & Body Lotion Travel Fruity soap Shell bath pillow waffle head band waffle bath buddy bear and a cellulite massager.

Happy Hand Kit - Take this little kit with you where ever you go the zipper bag contains a full size tube of aromatherapy hand and nail cream cotton moisturising gloves a frosted plastic 'sputnik' hand massager and a handy reflexology chart.

Travel Hairdryer - Probably the smallest hairdryer in the world!! Not much bigger than the 3 pin plug on the other end this surprisingly powerful little drier is a must for every one who wants to look their best anywhere. 450w Dual voltage with a handy cotton draw string pouch it has an unbelievable power to weight ratio that puts other driers in the shade. Ideal for travel bag gym bag office drawer or even handbag for when you get caught in the rain!

Silver Anagram Box - This is a lovely gift to give to anyone. A solid silver little pot full of luck and good wishes. 'Desires creates sin' Rearrange the letters to discover the real message: 'inside are secrets'. Inside this sterling silver box you will find four charms that represent secrets to a happy life: Heart-appreciate your friends; cherub-open yourself to love; sunflower-notice beauty; sixpence-be lucky. Approximate size 25mm diameter.

Wooden Giraffe Chair - This is a delightful nursery Jungle chair in the shape of a Giraffe. He is made from solid wood and is brightly painted with a cheeky little face. Size (cm) H 65 x W 34 x D 30.

Nici Cuddly Giraffe - This little Nici cheeky giraffe is incredibly soft and cuddly and is great little friend for a big hug! From head to tail he measures approximately 35cm in height. All Nici plush animals are made of the finest quality materials and are softer than ever. Recommended for children aged 3+.

Nici Cuddly Lion - This little Nici cheeky lion is incredibly soft and cuddly and is great little friend for a big hug! From head to tail he measures approximately 35cm in height. All Nici plush animals are made of the finest quality materials and are softer than ever. Recommended for children aged 3+.

Sexy Cow Pat - For all of you out there that have been enthralled by Channel Fives The Farm and perhaps even C4's River Cottage where both groups of presenters spend an enormous amount of time standing at the business end of a cow then this blushing bovine beauty should be right up your street. This sexy little cow is supplied with a little electronic voice box and will moo with delight as you play with her!

Sex Timer - Are you a bedroom bore or a sexually satisfying stud? For those of you out there that have become a little self conscious of the amount of time you put into your carnal cavorting this sex timer designed to mimic an egg timer will help you assess your performance in one easy flick of the wrist. Stallion stud playboy lover unsatisfied or just very poor...which one are you? p.s. Guys make sure you play fair and only flip the timer over once you've got your togs off as you don't want the lady in your life telling you that you're a cheat as well as being crap in bed do you?

A Letter From Santa - Would your children love a letter from Santa? Well now it's possible! Just fill in the Santa letter request form(which comes in the pack with all the information required and your little angels will soon receive a personalised letter from Santa mailed from the North Pole for added authenticity. Santa makes up to twelve personal references including gender age the colour of the child's front door the name of any pets hobbies most wanted Christmas present and their best friends name. Gift pack also includes a 'Santa Stop Here' door hanger and a free (optional) access to Santa's Secret Website. Once the registration form has been filled in and you have filled in the approximate date for the letter to arrive it will be with you within 5 days of this date. The last request forms must be received by the 19th December to ensure Santa's letter arrives in time for Christmas. Internation addresses excepted.

Robotic Vacuum Cleaner - This robotic vacuum cleaner is the perfect household accessory for people who've got more important things to do than hoover the house. Simply switch the smart cleaner on and this clever little machine will automatically hoover the house while you're at work. The built in avoidance sensors will prevent the unit from falling down stairs whilst the light sensor allows it to operate under items of furniture without stopping. Powered by a rechargeable battery pack the smart cleaner has six cleaning programmes and three running time settings to suit every size of room and is capable of cleaning and dust mopping carpets linoleum wood and tiles. Also included is a remote control unit allowing you to operate the hoover from the comfort of your armchair. Colour may vary between silver and burgundy.

Cheap little Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd UK