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Some of the great just Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd include...

Mint Chocolate Body Paint - More Chocoholic fun. Just been to the warehouse to get one and try it. I have never seen so many tubes of chocolate paint in my life! Really tasty and quite addictive. 8th November Update new lad started in the warehouse and on his first day the horrible *****'s in the warehouse covered his head in a tube of this stuff. Quite funny really.

Chrome Handcuffs - Chrome Handcuffs for those sex serious people who like a little bit of indulgence and lets face it if you have entered our adult section then you are either into this sort of thing or are just jealous and want to know more.

Spider-man 12in Bike - Styled on its 16in bigger brother this 12in (30cm) bike features a front calliper brake on mag style wheels with EVA tyres and stabilisers. A full chain cover and adjustable seat and handle heights means that the bike can be adjusted as your children grow.

Mans Decision Making Mug - Mens electronic random decision making mug. Don't know what to do next? Simply lift the mug and the led lights start flashing and eventually rest on one of the decisions. It just told me to have a night out. Thank god it didn't stop on go and cut the lawn!

Football Doorbell - Remind your local posty of the last time he went to the match by getting the football supporters doorbell...and if he doesn't like it well it serves them right for waking you up early on Saturday morning. Your mates are just gonna love this!

Jelly Willies - Fruit flavoured Jelly willies just incase you get that urge and fancy a nibble girls.

Kissing Love Tester - Hold the heart with a partner (Or someone you just happen to fancy) Pucker up and start kissing making sure only your lips touch. Either the heart will glow and play music (Love is in the air!) Or you will hear a buzzer sound. Sounds like a good excuse to try again to me.

Covert Camera - Book Packing - Now this is quite some piece of kit set the camera up and plug the receiver in the back of a television and hey presto you have your very own surveillance system. We have tried this out in the office and it is excellent. Superb for secretly filming what you shouldn't or just for added shop or office security. Comes complete with file which can be left anywhere with camera hidden inside. Completely cable and lead free. Excellent i like this one! We set it up in the warehouse last night and have just been watching the boys who always claim to be rushed off there feet!!!! I THINK NOT. For the last half hour they have been messing around on Oddballs. Boy oh Boy have we got them now!!!!!

Gumball Machine + Jar Of 70 Gumballs - Haven't seen these for years. They really are extremely authentic and are well made constructed of metal. Just put your money in the slot turn the knob and out pops your Gumball. Plus we will give you a free jumbo jar of 70 Gumballs just to get you going. What nice people we are!!!!!!!!!

Pull It Bottle Opener - This little gadget is excellent just clamp the sides round the bottle of wine push the handle down lift and out pops the wine cork it is so easy you have just got to try it to believe it. These things are normally priced everywhere I have seen them at around £70.00 and i think we are one of the first to offer them at under £30.00. Just think of the browny points you will get when sending this to friends they will think you've spent nearly twice what you actually have. Course you could just by it for yourself and impress the hell out your friends.

After Dinner Nipples - The perfect accompliment to any dinner party that is sure to gain a smile or raise an eyebrow. Just make sure your mother is not present.

Spy Calculator - Probably the best item on our site. Leave the calculator in a room and listen in on the conversation from a different room using the receiver supplied. Great for use in the office home or anywhere where you want that little bit of inside information. Just be careful you might not like what you hear or if your like me and just plain inquisitive you'll be unable to resist the temptation. Are they talking about you?

Farting Salt And Pepper Pots - Classic! Sorry but these are just fantastic farting salt and pepper pots. What can I say but brilliant I took these home over the weekend and the look on peoples faces when they use them is priceless! The best thing is they really do look good as well serving a practical purpose.

Sexy Man Mouse Mat - Just in case you get bored during the day a little squeeze in the right place will give you something to chuckle about. I can see offices throughout the UK becoming overrun with these things.

Homo Erectus Apron - Jeez this guy really needs to wax. I’m not sure if that’s where he keeps his bananas or maybe he’s just pleased to see us. Anyway slip this apron on for a little monkey business in the kitchen and you’ll be everyone’s favourite (pri)mate.

Electro Shock Pen - One of the oldest jokes in the book but still one of the best! Let your friends and family borrow this pen and watch their face as they get a harmless electric shock when they press the top just before writing! The only down side is that I can see delivery drivers and postman all over the country reaching for the buy button so they can zap unsuspecting people signing for parcels first thing in the morning! Takes 1 AAA battery which is included.

Wave Patio Set - Table Bench And 2 Chairs - Aluminium and Glass patio/conservatory set. This 4 piece set is unbelievably comfortable to sit in and has adjustment on the arms of the chairs to enable the back to be adjusted to suit the individual. Although the seats look like bamboo or wicker they are actually made from a plastic so as to withstand wear and tear. The added advantage is that they are also totally weatherproof so if left out they will not shrink tarnish or discolour. The table is covered with a toughened glass to make cleaning as easy as possible. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Beauty And The Bear - It’s a well documented fact that men have a bad reputation for hogging the remote control so they can suit themselves while the lady in their life sits there trying not to look bored. Well thanks to the wonders of technology girls can get their own back by owning one of these brilliant remote controlled strap on teddy stimulators so they can please themselves whenever they like for as long as they like! It won’t change the TV channel but once you’ve secured the soft and sensual pink jelly teddy in place with the fully adjustable elasticated straps you probably won’t care less! The discreet miniature remote control unit hangs on a key fob and comes complete with smaller longer life batteries included.

Small Zip Handbag With Striped Strap - Small light khaki purse bag. Has a four coloured woven striped strap with adjustable buckle perfect for the minimalist. 8” x 5”

Embroided Casual Handbag - The perfect smart casual bag it is Khaki in colour and is in a silk effect material. As well as internal pockets it also has an exterior pocket for khaki coloured embroidered pattern with sequin details. It has a wide strong canvas strap with a slip buckle to adjust the length of the strap. 9 ½ x 7”

25mm Ceramic Hair Straightener - The ultimate addition to your hair care routine. These ceramic straighteners are the equivalent to GHD’s they heat in seconds but these straigheners come with a heat selector for fine/medium/thick hair simply adjust the setting so that it suits your type of hair. They have new ceramic heat technology generating a more even heat transfer which is gentler on hair creating a glossy silky-smooth look. It has exclusive thermal response technology that provides constant temperature for continuous precision styling. These straighteners come with a 25 variable heat settings for styling all hair types with the least amount of damage they also have extra long salon length rubber cable. For information on the 57mm hair straighteners please click here.

57mm Ceramic Hair Straightener - The ultimate addition to your hair care routine. These ceramic straighteners are the equivalent to GHD’s they heat in seconds but these straigheners come with a heat selector for fine/medium/thick hair simply adjust the setting so that it suits your type of hair. They have new ceramic heat technology generating a more even heat transfer which is gentler on hair creating a glossy silky-smooth look. It has exclusive thermal response technology that provides constant temperature for continuous precision styling. These straighteners come with a 25 variable heat settings for styling all hair types with the least amount of damage they also have extra long salon length rubber cable. For information on the 25mm hair straighteners please click here.

Singing Dog Backtalker - This incredible cute singing dog backpack features an animated mouth that actually moves in perfect sync with the ’I’m a dog…’ song. Includes adjustable shoulder straps and carrying handle along with a cleanable zippered compartment area ideal for carrying schoolwork clothing and snacks.

Singing Cow Backtalker - This incredible cute singing cow backpack features an animated mouth that actually moves in perfect sync with the ’I’m a cow…’ song. Includes adjustable shoulder straps and carrying handle along with a cleanable zippered compartment area ideal for carrying schoolwork clothing and snacks.

Nursie Figurine - I don't even want to think about where Nursie wants to stick that Vaseline coated finger (shudder). Lets just hope she rewards the unlucky patient with a stimulating bed bath afterwards.

Angus Figurine - A true Scotsman if ever I saw one always blowing their own trumpet and making far too much noise. I just hope that he makes sure that the pipe is clean before it goes in his mouth though!

Metal Torch - This robust and stylish metal torch comes complete with a handy wrist strap and features an ultra powerful light with an adjustable head for concentrated or wide spread beam. Requires one AA battery (not included).

Specraver Red Neon Sunglasses - The SpecRaver red flashing neon sunglasses are available exclusively through The Alternative Gift Company and we believe that these are quite possibly the coolest thing to hit the UK this year. Whether you wear them for clubbing pubbing partying or just plain fun in the office or home we think these are red hot. The glasses have a lead which can be concealed under your clothing which attaches to a battery pack which you can clip to your belt. Two settings are available standard mode lights the entire frame of the glasses like a neon tube and the second setting makes the neon pulse on and off rapidly. Requires 2xAA batteries. Also available in Blue. May not be suitable for people with epilepsy.

Door Knob Rope Exerciser - Complete body tone in minutes a day! Unique range of motion gives full body tone which will strengthen your back shape your chest trim arms tone legs and tighten abs! Comfort grips allow you to workout longer. Just slip the loop on the door knob and start exercising! Build power strength and stamina without bulky expensive machinery! All ages all fitness levels will see results in minutes a day. Strength training builds lean muscle tissue burning calories even after your workout.

Camouflage Print Medium Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing camouflage print suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty five inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical and horizontal handles four wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004.

Camouflage Print Large Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing camouflage suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty nine inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical and horizontal handles four wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004.

Stainless Steel Patio Heater - This stylish stainless steel patio heater stands an impressive 220cm in height and gives out a very generous and adjustable amount of heat (13.5kw) for those sometimes chilly British summer evenings. Base stand measures 44.5cm whilst the top reflector unit measures 81cm giving a wide and even displacement of the heat generated. Comprehensive assembly instructions are included with a seven step pictorial guide. Runs on LPG bottled gas which is widely available.

Recliner Cushion Terracotta Check - This terracotta check recliner cushion features an adjustable head rest and removable covers. Matches beautifully with our Keruing hardwood recliner chair. Incredibly comfortable and very well padded making the thought of lounging around in the garden on a hot summer day a very attractive idea. All of our cushions are produced from hard wearing fabrics which simply unzip when the time comes for a quick clean. All are machine washable and match and cigarette resistant. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Recliner Cushion Blue And Yellow Stripe - This dark blue and gold striped recliner cushion features an adjustable head rest and removable covers matches beautifully with our Keruing hardwood recliner chair. Incredibly comfortable and very well padded making the thought of lounging around in the garden on a hot summer day a very attractive idea. All of our cushions are produced from hard wearing fabrics which simply unzip when the time comes for a quick clean. All are machine washable and match and cigarette resistant. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Recliner Cushion Green And Yellow Stripe - This dark green and gold striped recliner cushion features an adjustable head rest and removable covers. Matches beautifully with our Keruing hardwood recliner chair. Incredibly comfortable and very well padded making the thought of lounging around in the garden on a hot summer day a very attractive idea. All of our cushions are produced from hard wearing fabrics which simply unzip when the time comes for a quick clean. All are machine washable and match and cigarette resistant. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Camouflage Print Small Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing camouflage print suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical telescopic and horizontal carry handles two wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004.

Hot Pink Medium Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing hot pink suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty five inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical telescopic and horizontal carry handles two wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004! Don't worry though you won't have to endure twelve weeks spent with a bunch of 'manic hyenas' as your suitcase will be delivered straight to your house.

Hot Pink Large Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing hot pink suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty nine inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical telescopic and horizontal carry handles two wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004! Don't worry though you won't have to endure twelve weeks spent with a bunch of 'manic hyenas' as your suitcase will be delivered straight to your house.

Look Hot And Globe Trot Pack - You catch planes like lesser mortals catch buses. To be honest sparrows and superman fly less. The world isn't merely your oyster its your platter of fruits de mer naturally eaten at a fabulous undiscovered restaurant you discovered just outside of Marseilles. Your air miles could buy you... what couldn't they buy you? Well this kit (sorry) no seasoned traveller should be without whatever the season. Containing those things to ensure you are never anything less than your usual lively gorgeous self it's destined to become as essential as your passport and credit card.

50 Things Everyone Should Do Once In A Lifetime - Want to know how to make your life complete? This pack contains fifty suggestions some funny some obscure some romantic and some that are just plain crazy but all of them will enable you to say that you've lived life to the full!

Chrome Juicer - You can't beat the taste of freshly squeezed juice which is why I think this is an excellent and elegant kitchen gadget for extracting juice from oranges grapefruit lemons and limes quickly and easily. Simply cut the fruit in half place over the strainer which will remove all the seeds and pulp leaving you with fresh naturally nutritious juice. In fact with looks this good you might want to leave it out on the work top anyway just to admire its sleek silver lines!

Screen Top Computer Shelf - Reclaim your desk space and de-clutter your desktop instantly with this excellent space saving screen top monitor shelf. Sturdy enough to hold a printer or any other collection of office essentials up to fifteen pounds in weight the pack includes double sided adhesive pads and a pair of height adjustable levelers making this the perfect extra shelf for overcrowded desktops.

Yankee Candle Clean Cotton Car Jars - Like just laundered sheets dried in fresh air and sunshine. Keep your car smelling great mile after mile with our auto air fresheners in your favorite scents. The Yankee Candle Company has been devoted to the art of crafting candles for thirty years. They use only the highest quality materials: pure cotton wicks glassware and premium-grade highly-refined paraffin waxes specially blended for optimum burning and fragrancing performance.

Radio Control Mini - With fully opening doors bonnet and boot it's easy to appreciate the outstanding detailing inside and out of this radio controlled Mini which has been faithfully reproduced from the real car. Impressive attention to detail is just one of a very long list of excellent features such as the realistic engine idling sound remote car lock system working headlights brake lights horn indicators and reverse signal sound. With three nippy forward gears and one reverse you'll soon be recreating scenes from last years remake of the Italian Job as you guide this two foot in length (not so!) Mini around your local streets and pavements! Comes complete with four AA batteries for the transmitter and one rechargable pack and charger for the car. Colour may vary between Red Silver and Yellow.

Shower Tap Radio - This is a great little shower radio that simply sticks to your bathroom tiles using the sucker provided. Tune in your favourite radio station and turn the tap to adjust the volume control great for those of you who love to sing in the shower!

Flashing Party Glass - Another great addition to the best selling flashing glasses range. This flashing pint party glass can be set to flash just one colour or flash different colours randomly.

Light Up Blue Round Lighter - Bored with bog standard clipper lighters but would rather have something a little more snazzy than a zippo? Then this stylish cool blue lighter could just be the one for you as the super smooth design features a blue LED light that shines when you use it.

Hers Key Holder - For those of you out there that put your keys down and can never find them again this a really simple idea. Each pack contains a key holder and key just add this key to your keyring and insert into the keyholder hey presto you'll always be able to find your keys. Measures 110mm x 80mm made from chrome plated zinc. Never lose your keys again! Just insert the supplied key into the key holder to store your keys.

Photo Hook - This handy hook is great for home or work made from stainless steel measuring 140mm x 50mm. Just slide a passport sized photo behind the frame to create your very own personalised photo hook.

Cotton Waffle Robe - Just slipping into a white full length robe sets the spa scene perfectly. This is 100% cotton machine washable and one size fits all.

Electronic Hole Punch - Make a chore around the office more fun with this electronic hole punch. Just put your paper in the slot at the front and with a whirr and a buzz two holes appear!

Coffee Magic Frothing Mug - Coffee Magic - The quickest easiest way to turn coffee into a gourmet treat in seconds. Easy as 1 2 3 just pour milk push the button to froth add coffee and enjoy. With the press of a button coffee magic quickly whisks hot or cold milk into a rich froth making it the quickest easiest and most inexpensive way to enjoy heavenly gourmet coffee anytime anywhere any place. Simply froth blend and drink all in one mug!

Sex Timer - Are you a bedroom bore or a sexually satisfying stud? For those of you out there that have become a little self conscious of the amount of time you put into your carnal cavorting this sex timer designed to mimic an egg timer will help you assess your performance in one easy flick of the wrist. Stallion stud playboy lover unsatisfied or just very poor...which one are you? p.s. Guys make sure you play fair and only flip the timer over once you've got your togs off as you don't want the lady in your life telling you that you're a cheat as well as being crap in bed do you?

Spankometer - Wow I can see it now. The year is 2008 and choking the chicken has become an Olympic Spurt sorry Sport and the gold medal can only be attained after years of practice and dedication to the fine art of spanking the monkey. Now you too can train to become a world renowned athlete by including this wrist strapped spankometer into your workout program so you can measure your performance and keep a year long record of your wrist swishing activity. Guys just remember where will you be in 2008?

Formula 1 Radio Control Car 1:8 Scale - If this years Formula 1 season has left you cold after the scarlet Ferrari's romped home to victory in what felt like every race then this nippy 1:8th scale F1 car could be just what you need to redress the balance. Measuring approximately 58cm in length by 25 in width over the rear wheels these F1 cars are available in six different colours (red black blue white yellow and green we cannot guarantee which colour you will receive) which closely emulate the current F1 grids colour schemes. Unfortunately we cannot guarantee which colour you will receive. Comes complete with a 12V rechargeable battery pack and charger along with two AA batteries and a 9v box battery for the controller. Click here for full product image.

Tricolour Flame Lighter - Is this cool or what! Depending on your mood you can choose the colour flame you wish. Simply adjust the rotating colour selector and away you go.

A Letter From Santa - Would your children love a letter from Santa? Well now it's possible! Just fill in the Santa letter request form(which comes in the pack with all the information required and your little angels will soon receive a personalised letter from Santa mailed from the North Pole for added authenticity. Santa makes up to twelve personal references including gender age the colour of the child's front door the name of any pets hobbies most wanted Christmas present and their best friends name. Gift pack also includes a 'Santa Stop Here' door hanger and a free (optional) access to Santa's Secret Website. Once the registration form has been filled in and you have filled in the approximate date for the letter to arrive it will be with you within 5 days of this date. The last request forms must be received by the 19th December to ensure Santa's letter arrives in time for Christmas. Internation addresses excepted.

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