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  • The Starship Earth 2 - Unlock The Mysteries Of The Heavens Takes You On A Journey Through The Universe. Here's the next best thing to a trip on the space shuttle. STARSHIP EARTH II will help you explore the universe.
  • Acre Of Land On Venus - Now you too can own your very own acre of land on the female species home planet Venus. So what do you get for your £19.99?. Venusian Deed which confirms your registration of the one acre of Venus and gives the co-ordinates of your plot. The Venusian Map so you can see where your property is located. The Venusian Constitution and Bill of Rights which details the Venusian laws your rights and of course the all important laws of THE BIG CHEESE. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership. This is the document filed with the USA and Russia along with the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 in which Dennis M. Hope - The BIG CHEESE - first laid claim Venus. A document confirming you have Mineral Rights to your land. Postage paid registration Card. This all comes in a slick Moon Estates gift pack which makes this a wonderful and unique gift.
  • Acre Of Land On Mars - Now you too can own your very own acre of land on the male species home planet Mars. So what do you get for your money?. Martian Deed which confirms your registration of the one acre of Mars and gives the co-ordinates of your plot. The Martian Map so you can see where your property is located. The Martian Constitution and Bill of Rights which details the Martian laws your rights and of course the all important laws of THE BIG CHEESE. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership. This is the document filed with the USA and Russia along with the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 in which Dennis M. Hope - The BIG CHEESE - first laid claim Mars. A document confirming you have Mineral Rights to your land. Postage paid registration Card. This all comes in a slick Moon Estates gift pack which makes this a wonderful and unique gift.
  • An Acre Of Land On The Moon - Now you too can own your very own acre of land on the light side of the moon join the likes of Clint Eastwood Tom Cruise; the original cast of Star Trek and two US ex-presidents. So what do you get for your money? Lunar Deed which confirms your registration of the one acre of the moon and gives the co-ordinates of your plot. The Lunar Map so you can see where on the light side of the moon your property is located. The Lunar Constitution and Bill of Rights which details the Lunar laws your rights and of course the all important laws of THE BIG CHEESE. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership. This is the document filed with the USA and Russia along with the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 in which Dennis M. Hope - The BIG CHEESE - first laid claim to the Moon. A document confirming you have Mineral Rights to your land. Postage paid registration Card. This all comes in a slick Moon Estates gift pack which makes this a wonderful and unique gift. Note: The Lunar deed comes blank the recipient then fills in their name and sends off a pre-paid registration card which completes the legal process. Once you have got your acre of land on the moon you can get a picture of it from the Clementine Lunar Image Browser Frequently Asked Questions
  • Covert Camera - Book Packing - Now this is quite some piece of kit set the camera up and plug the receiver in the back of a television and hey presto you have your very own surveillance system. We have tried this out in the office and it is excellent. Superb for secretly filming what you shouldn't or just for added shop or office security. Comes complete with file which can be left anywhere with camera hidden inside. Completely cable and lead free. Excellent i like this one! We set it up in the warehouse last night and have just been watching the boys who always claim to be rushed off there feet!!!! I THINK NOT. For the last half hour they have been messing around on Oddballs. Boy oh Boy have we got them now!!!!!
  • Karaoke King Twin - Karaoke machine that comes complete with two microphones double tape decks and built in sound system. This is sure to turn that mundane party or dinner event into an outrageous fun evening. Or on the other hand you could start practicing to be on Stars In There Eyes or be the next Hearsay! PLEASE NO!
  • Pull It Bottle Opener - This little gadget is excellent just clamp the sides round the bottle of wine push the handle down lift and out pops the wine cork it is so easy you have just got to try it to believe it. These things are normally priced everywhere I have seen them at around £70.00 and i think we are one of the first to offer them at under £30.00. Just think of the browny points you will get when sending this to friends they will think you've spent nearly twice what you actually have. Course you could just by it for yourself and impress the hell out your friends.
  • Six Shooter Tequilla Roulette - I like this one a game of roulette using Shot glasses and a roulette wheel. Wicked fun for sure and great whether for a nights drinking over the festive period or surely a must for those summer barbecues. There are two different games that can be played each as evil as the other.
  • Spy Calculator - Probably the best item on our site. Leave the calculator in a room and listen in on the conversation from a different room using the receiver supplied. Great for use in the office home or anywhere where you want that little bit of inside information. Just be careful you might not like what you hear or if your like me and just plain inquisitive you'll be unable to resist the temptation. Are they talking about you?
  • Homo Erectus Apron - Jeez this guy really needs to wax. I’m not sure if that’s where he keeps his bananas or maybe he’s just pleased to see us. Anyway slip this apron on for a little monkey business in the kitchen and you’ll be everyone’s favourite (pri)mate.
  • Rose Wood Set - Table Bench And 2 Chairs - This beautiful Rosewood Bench set includes 2 single seat chairs a 2/3 seater bench and an accompanying low level table. It is constructed from Nyatah which is a very durable hardwood from the forests of Asia. All items come individually packed and assembly time for each product is approximately 5 minutes. There are a set of 6 brass bolts to assemble each piece. All our furniture is made from hardwood and is of a quality far superior to most products available. Dimensions: Table 600w x 900d x 550h: Bench 1280w x 545d x 805h Chair 700h x 545d x 805h.
  • Ladies ’love You’ Sandprinters S/m - These boots were made for walking…and these flip flops are definitely made for talking! Why bother with the cheesy holiday romance chat up lines when you can clearly express your sexy intentions right there in the sand for everyone to see with this year’s perfect beach accessory the Sand Printer flip flop! Colour: Sky Blue available in two sizes.
  • Alien Vibrations - It’s slowly dawning on me that I must have led a particularly sheltered life as when this product arrived on my desk I actually had to go and ask our buyer what this was and where it umm err went?! Despite my burning blushes of embarrassment I can’t really say that I fully understand even now…what I can tell you is that it’s made in a soft lavender jelly and vibrates wildly once you flick the switch on the discreet looking remote control unit. Two sets of small long life batteries are included.
  • Beauty And The Bear - It’s a well documented fact that men have a bad reputation for hogging the remote control so they can suit themselves while the lady in their life sits there trying not to look bored. Well thanks to the wonders of technology girls can get their own back by owning one of these brilliant remote controlled strap on teddy stimulators so they can please themselves whenever they like for as long as they like! It won’t change the TV channel but once you’ve secured the soft and sensual pink jelly teddy in place with the fully adjustable elasticated straps you probably won’t care less! The discreet miniature remote control unit hangs on a key fob and comes complete with smaller longer life batteries included.
  • 25mm Ceramic Hair Straightener - The ultimate addition to your hair care routine. These ceramic straighteners are the equivalent to GHD’s they heat in seconds but these straigheners come with a heat selector for fine/medium/thick hair simply adjust the setting so that it suits your type of hair. They have new ceramic heat technology generating a more even heat transfer which is gentler on hair creating a glossy silky-smooth look. It has exclusive thermal response technology that provides constant temperature for continuous precision styling. These straighteners come with a 25 variable heat settings for styling all hair types with the least amount of damage they also have extra long salon length rubber cable. For information on the 57mm hair straighteners please click here.
  • 57mm Ceramic Hair Straightener - The ultimate addition to your hair care routine. These ceramic straighteners are the equivalent to GHD’s they heat in seconds but these straigheners come with a heat selector for fine/medium/thick hair simply adjust the setting so that it suits your type of hair. They have new ceramic heat technology generating a more even heat transfer which is gentler on hair creating a glossy silky-smooth look. It has exclusive thermal response technology that provides constant temperature for continuous precision styling. These straighteners come with a 25 variable heat settings for styling all hair types with the least amount of damage they also have extra long salon length rubber cable. For information on the 25mm hair straighteners please click here.
  • Beyblade Poster - Following on the grand tradition of all things animated and slightly bizarre to come from the land of the rising sun is the latest craze to hit the streets Beyblades. Now I'd love to able to sit here and explain to you exactly what Beyblades and the associated characters are all about but I can honestly say that I haven't got a single clue?! Although from looking at this incredibly detailed and colourful poster measuring 33.8 inches by 24 inches that it all looks a lot of fun!
  • Nursie Figurine - I don't even want to think about where Nursie wants to stick that Vaseline coated finger (shudder). Lets just hope she rewards the unlucky patient with a stimulating bed bath afterwards.
  • Zippy Figurine - Zippy here looks like he's made a bit of a bungle whilst dressing this morning. Ooh you can almost feel the pain!
  • Everyday Someone New Pisses Me Off Mug - For those of you out there that don't suffer fools gladly this good quality mug presented in a matching gift box is the perfect way to make a statement without having to say a word.
  • Smiley Lips For Dogs - Finally a dog toy that doesn't under estimate your dog's creative side. Remember those big red wax lips that you wore when you were a kid? A guaranteed laugh - they were sure to shock old Aunt Eunice each and everytime. Here's your chance to let your dog in on the fun (with NO wax build-up!) Don't forget these are for your dog. Rustle up some wax lips for your own and play like a dog!
  • Celtic Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...
  • Tottenham Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...
  • Manchester Utd Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...
  • Rangers Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...
  • Aston Villa Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...
  • Newcastle Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...
  • Manchester City Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...
  • Camouflage Print Medium Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing camouflage print suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty five inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical and horizontal handles four wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004.
  • Camouflage Print Large Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing camouflage suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty nine inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical and horizontal handles four wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004.
  • Ferrari Silverstone Projection Alarm Clock - The Ferrari Silverstone is a radio-controlled projection alarm clock with calendar and thermometer functions. The projection facility with 180 degree tiltable projection head enables the user to beam an image of the current time as well as the Ferrari logo onto a darkened wall or ceiling. The alarm clock features a two minute daily crescendo alarm with eight minute snooze function and there’s a choice of alarm tones: wake up in conventional manner with the regular beep alarm or leap up raring to face the day to the roar of a Ferrari engine! This amazing gadget has the added feature of the clock being automatically updated by MSF radio signal broadcast from an official atomic clock in Rugby so it’s always dead-on accurate.
  • Pagoda 1.3m Folding Octagonal Table And Four Folding Chairs - Pagoda 1.3m folding octagonal table and 4 pagoda folding chairs. This set is perfect for the smaller garden it folds up neatly. The table is in an octagonal design and comes with 4 slatted seat and back chairs. There is also a hole for a parasol. This All of our primary products are manufactured from durable hardwoods. These are kiln dried to a maximum humidity in accordance with internatioal specifications. All Pagoda furniture complies with the regualtions protecting not only the enviroment but also social and economic standards. We support the aims of the International Tropical Timber Organisation (ITTO) and all timer used in the manufacture of our products is from a certified source.
  • Chequers 1.3m Round Table With Lazy Susan And Four Recliners - Chequers 1.3m round table with lazy susan and 4 chequers recliners. This elegantly crafted round table in chequers pattern comes complete with a lazy susan so there is no need to stretch across the table. Included are 4 stylish chequer patterned recliners. All of our primary products are manufactured from durable hardwoods. These are kiln dried to a maximum humidity in accordance with internatioal specifications. All Pagoda furniture complies with the regualtions protecting not only the enviroment but also social and economic standards. We support the aims of the International Tropical Timber Organisation (ITTO) and all timer used in the manufacture of our products is from a certified source.
  • Camouflage Print Small Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing camouflage print suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical telescopic and horizontal carry handles two wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004.
  • Large 20 Inch Fan - No need to get hot and bothered this summer as this wopping great twenty inch fan has to be the ultimate in cooling power making it ideal for large areas. In fact after taking one look at this monster in action I think we could have setup our own wind tunnel in the office as this whisper quiet lightweight three speed fan features a fully tiltable head for air direction control and huge amounts of cooling power!
  • Hot Pink Medium Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing hot pink suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty five inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical telescopic and horizontal carry handles two wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004! Don't worry though you won't have to endure twelve weeks spent with a bunch of 'manic hyenas' as your suitcase will be delivered straight to your house.
  • Hot Pink Large Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing hot pink suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty nine inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical telescopic and horizontal carry handles two wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004! Don't worry though you won't have to endure twelve weeks spent with a bunch of 'manic hyenas' as your suitcase will be delivered straight to your house.
  • Silver 'yours' Box - Lets suppose for a moment that it's possible to contain a world in a small silver box hidden from eyes of everyday people and known only to you. Where would you keep this treasure? Would you open if often? With whom would you share it? (2.1cm diameter 1.3cm high)
  • Classic Titanic Dining Moments - If nostalgia floats your boat then you are cordially invited to enjoy a first class dinner on the R.M.S. Titanic on the Atlantic Ocean Sunday April 14th 1912 with you host Captain Edward J. Smith. This high quality gift box contains the ingredients for a unique and historic dining experience where you and your guests can travel back in time taste the flavours discover the story and become part of one very special moment in European history. Box contains: a sixty minute CD with music from the period four replica table menus eight place settings a booklet with modernised recipes for every course an ingredient shopping list a period drink recipe 48 trivia questions and answers 8 dinner party invitations and envelopes and a booklet with the history of the characters the music drink dress and food of the period.
  • Newmarket Racehorse Tours - The perfect gift for any horse racing enthusiast. Newmarket race course is world renowned for being the headquarters and the spiritual home of British horse racing. With this extra special guided tour you will be able to take in the following areas of Newmarket: The Gallops which is the 2 500 acres of the Jockey Club gallops where you can see the horses at work. The National Stud which is set in five hundred beautiful acres where you can see top stallions mares and foals (open 1st March – 30th September and October race days). The training yard where you will be able to view the daily working and a behind the scenes look at a real training stable and also depending on the time of year that you visit either the Equine swimming pool (Spring/Summer) or the British racing school (Autumn/Winter). Tour lasts for approximately three hours.
  • The Longest Word Search - The longest word search in the world it's fabulous fun and very very long! There are nearly seven hundred film star names hidden in this word search and it's over six metres long!
  • Brilliant Bug Watcher - This brilliant bug watcher scientifikit is packed full of fascinating stuff to help you discover the amazing world of bugs! There's loads to do such as building a cosy bug box find your own bug zones incredible bug-tastic facts catch your own bugs examine different bugs and record your discoveries. Suitable for ages 6 onwards.
  • Hardware Caddy - This handy and compact hardware caddy contains hundreds of diy essentials such as screws nails wall plugs etc which are all neatly stored in six detachable organisers which clip conveniently onto a large central storage compartment allowing you to easily carry this anywhere. This is a great gift for any budding diyer!
  • 52 Piece Socket Wrench Set - The Grafter 52 piece socket wrench set now that's what I call a manly product name! Look at the picture Ladies and Gentleman you can almost see the testosterone oozing out from under it's black one piece carry case. Now I'm not going to sit here and list out what all fifty two pieces are because frankly that would bore the life out of both of us (plus I don't actually know what they all do but don't tell anyone) so all I'm going to say is if you want a socket set that represents excellent value for money then this product is definitely for you!
  • Blue Neon Bar Sign - Add a touch of club scene atmosphere to your bedroom or living room with this cool blue neon bar lamp. Dimensions are approximately 33cm in width by 30cm in height. Purely intended for indoor use only the sign is powered by the power adaptor included.
  • Yankee Candle Ocean Water Car Jars - Sail away to the South Pacific where gentle trade winds carry the cool moist scent of calm blue waters. Keep your car smelling great mile after mile with our auto air fresheners in your favorite scents. The Yankee Candle Company has been devoted to the art of crafting candles for thirty years. They use only the highest quality materials: pure cotton wicks glassware and premium-grade highly-refined paraffin waxes specially blended for optimum burning and fragrancing performance.
  • Aromatherapy Gift Set - Here's your chance to reach pampering perfection with this excellent Herbal Garden gift set. Beautifully presented in a whicker basket which contains a collection of eucalyptus and mint shower gel body lotion body scrub six bath fizzers candle in a jar mesh sponge and a body puff. All in all a stunning collection of products designed to revive and indulge your senses leaving you feeling like a new woman.
  • Pink Neon Cocktail Sign - Add a touch of club scene atmosphere to your bedroom or living room with this hot pink neon cocktail lamp. Dimensions are approximately 35cm in width by 22cm in height. Purely intended for indoor use only the sign is powered by the power adaptor included.
  • Flashing Gear Knob - For all you boy racers out there this is a must have accessory. Add a touch of shiny flashing bling to the interior of your car by simply unscrewing your current gear knob and replacing it with this go faster chrome effect gear knob with flashing blue LED lights which are surprisingly bright even in the daytime!
  • Hers Key Holder - For those of you out there that put your keys down and can never find them again this a really simple idea. Each pack contains a key holder and key just add this key to your keyring and insert into the keyholder hey presto you'll always be able to find your keys. Measures 110mm x 80mm made from chrome plated zinc. Never lose your keys again! Just insert the supplied key into the key holder to store your keys.
  • Happy Hand Kit - Take this little kit with you where ever you go the zipper bag contains a full size tube of aromatherapy hand and nail cream cotton moisturising gloves a frosted plastic 'sputnik' hand massager and a handy reflexology chart.
  • Travel Hairdryer - Probably the smallest hairdryer in the world!! Not much bigger than the 3 pin plug on the other end this surprisingly powerful little drier is a must for every one who wants to look their best anywhere. 450w Dual voltage with a handy cotton draw string pouch it has an unbelievable power to weight ratio that puts other driers in the shade. Ideal for travel bag gym bag office drawer or even handbag for when you get caught in the rain!
  • Aromatherapy Lavender Gift Set - Here's your chance to reach pampering perfection with this excellent Herbal Garden gift set. Beautifully presented in a whicker basket which contains a collection of lavender shower gel body lotion body scrub six bath fizzers candle in a jar mesh sponge and a body puff. All in all a stunning collection of products designed to revive and indulge your senses leaving you feeling like a new woman.
  • Aromatherapy White Tea And Ginger Gift Set - Here's your chance to reach pampering perfection with this excellent Herbal Garden gift set. Beautifully presented in a whicker basket which contains a collection of white tea and ginger shower gel body lotion body scrub six bath fizzers candle in a jar mesh sponge and a body puff. All in all a stunning collection of products designed to revive and indulge your senses leaving you feeling like a new woman.
  • Lion King Animated Musical Lamp - Hakuna Matata...It means no worries! The Lion King is undoubtedly one of the best-loved films of time. With worldwide box office takings of over $766m it's no wonder the saying Hakuna Matata is now a household phrase! This musical lamp is a great gift for any one who loves the Lion King. The lamp has great animation sequence where Simba pulls the chain to turn the lamp on or off whilst Pumba fans himself with a big leaf. The cheeky Timon looks on from the chain as the classic song 'Hakuna Matata' plays in the background. Sound feature can be turned on or off. Illuminated on/off pad. CE approved child safe operation. ES 60 watt bulb (supplied). Dimensions are approximately 440mm (h) x 270mm (w).
  • Pocket Doodler - It looks like a mini laptop but the Pocket Doodler is actually a pad of one hundred sheets all crammed with loads of things to do with no purpose other than to amuse and to entertain. An essential office accessory for whiling away the hours when you really can't be bothered to do the day job any longer!
  • Daily Doodler 2005 - Something creative and ridiculous to do for every day of the year. A block style calendar with a different page for every day featuring loads of choices scribbles lists decisions and other nonsense to fill in and doodle away some time. An essential office accessory for whiling away the hours when you really can't be bothered to do the day job any longer!
  • Mousepad Doodler - A brand new product that can be used as a conventional mouse mat with a standard mouse operating area surrounded by hundreds of doodle prompts related to the working environment. An essential office accessory for whiling away the hours when you really can't be bothered to do the day job any longer!
  • Coffee Magic Frothing Mug - Coffee Magic - The quickest easiest way to turn coffee into a gourmet treat in seconds. Easy as 1 2 3 just pour milk push the button to froth add coffee and enjoy. With the press of a button coffee magic quickly whisks hot or cold milk into a rich froth making it the quickest easiest and most inexpensive way to enjoy heavenly gourmet coffee anytime anywhere any place. Simply froth blend and drink all in one mug!
  • Lick Slam Suck Tequila Set - Lick slam suck lick slam suck lick slam suck. Simply repeat as necessary until you either end up sucking when you should be licking (oo-err missus) or you end up biting your hand and falling off the barstool all in one fluid motion... not that I've ever done that you understand as everyone here knows that I'm as pure as the driven snow.
  • Sexy Cow Pat - For all of you out there that have been enthralled by Channel Fives The Farm and perhaps even C4's River Cottage where both groups of presenters spend an enormous amount of time standing at the business end of a cow then this blushing bovine beauty should be right up your street. This sexy little cow is supplied with a little electronic voice box and will moo with delight as you play with her!
  • Sex Timer - Are you a bedroom bore or a sexually satisfying stud? For those of you out there that have become a little self conscious of the amount of time you put into your carnal cavorting this sex timer designed to mimic an egg timer will help you assess your performance in one easy flick of the wrist. Stallion stud playboy lover unsatisfied or just very poor...which one are you? p.s. Guys make sure you play fair and only flip the timer over once you've got your togs off as you don't want the lady in your life telling you that you're a cheat as well as being crap in bed do you?
  • Spankometer - Wow I can see it now. The year is 2008 and choking the chicken has become an Olympic Spurt sorry Sport and the gold medal can only be attained after years of practice and dedication to the fine art of spanking the monkey. Now you too can train to become a world renowned athlete by including this wrist strapped spankometer into your workout program so you can measure your performance and keep a year long record of your wrist swishing activity. Guys just remember where will you be in 2008?
  • Formula 1 Radio Control Car 1:8 Scale - If this years Formula 1 season has left you cold after the scarlet Ferrari's romped home to victory in what felt like every race then this nippy 1:8th scale F1 car could be just what you need to redress the balance. Measuring approximately 58cm in length by 25 in width over the rear wheels these F1 cars are available in six different colours (red black blue white yellow and green we cannot guarantee which colour you will receive) which closely emulate the current F1 grids colour schemes. Unfortunately we cannot guarantee which colour you will receive. Comes complete with a 12V rechargeable battery pack and charger along with two AA batteries and a 9v box battery for the controller. Click here for full product image.
  • A Letter From Santa - Would your children love a letter from Santa? Well now it's possible! Just fill in the Santa letter request form(which comes in the pack with all the information required and your little angels will soon receive a personalised letter from Santa mailed from the North Pole for added authenticity. Santa makes up to twelve personal references including gender age the colour of the child's front door the name of any pets hobbies most wanted Christmas present and their best friends name. Gift pack also includes a 'Santa Stop Here' door hanger and a free (optional) access to Santa's Secret Website. Once the registration form has been filled in and you have filled in the approximate date for the letter to arrive it will be with you within 5 days of this date. The last request forms must be received by the 19th December to ensure Santa's letter arrives in time for Christmas. Internation addresses excepted.
  • Champagne Glasses And Cool Bucket - This colourful champagne set contains seven pieces in total with six assorted colour long stem glasses and one glass bucket. Inside the bucket there's a metal ring holder which securely supports the glasses in two places. Simply add ice and a bottle of your favourite chilled champagne in the centre of the bucket to make this a stunning accessory for any party.
  • Tyre Clock - Now back in stock but numbers are limited please order now to guarantee delivery. Here's another great gift idea for all you petrolheads out there to get to grips with. This cleverly designed tyre clock is eighteen inches in diameter has a ticking cogs pendulum and features a treaded rubber tyre with the clock hands modelled on a spanner and a screwdriver. With a clock that looks this good you'll never get tyred of looking at the time! Pendulum can removed if not required.
  • Car Torch Key Chain - For all you boy (and girl!) racers out there this battery operated racing car torch on a keychain will stop you fumbling around in the dark trying to find your car or front door lock.
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