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Some of the great have Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd include...

Mint Chocolate Body Paint - More Chocoholic fun. Just been to the warehouse to get one and try it. I have never seen so many tubes of chocolate paint in my life! Really tasty and quite addictive. 8th November Update new lad started in the warehouse and on his first day the horrible *****'s in the warehouse covered his head in a tube of this stuff. Quite funny really.

Strawberry Body Paint - Whisky flavour would be better. But we'll have to make do with Strawberry I have tasted it and it is actually very nice. No it was not on somebody's body when I tasted it. Unfortunately!

Chrome Handcuffs - Chrome Handcuffs for those sex serious people who like a little bit of indulgence and lets face it if you have entered our adult section then you are either into this sort of thing or are just jealous and want to know more.

Acre Of Land On Venus - Now you too can own your very own acre of land on the female species home planet Venus. So what do you get for your £19.99?. Venusian Deed which confirms your registration of the one acre of Venus and gives the co-ordinates of your plot. The Venusian Map so you can see where your property is located. The Venusian Constitution and Bill of Rights which details the Venusian laws your rights and of course the all important laws of THE BIG CHEESE. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership. This is the document filed with the USA and Russia along with the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 in which Dennis M. Hope - The BIG CHEESE - first laid claim Venus. A document confirming you have Mineral Rights to your land. Postage paid registration Card. This all comes in a slick Moon Estates gift pack which makes this a wonderful and unique gift.

Acre Of Land On Mars - Now you too can own your very own acre of land on the male species home planet Mars. So what do you get for your money?. Martian Deed which confirms your registration of the one acre of Mars and gives the co-ordinates of your plot. The Martian Map so you can see where your property is located. The Martian Constitution and Bill of Rights which details the Martian laws your rights and of course the all important laws of THE BIG CHEESE. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership. This is the document filed with the USA and Russia along with the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 in which Dennis M. Hope - The BIG CHEESE - first laid claim Mars. A document confirming you have Mineral Rights to your land. Postage paid registration Card. This all comes in a slick Moon Estates gift pack which makes this a wonderful and unique gift.

An Acre Of Land On The Moon - Now you too can own your very own acre of land on the light side of the moon join the likes of Clint Eastwood Tom Cruise; the original cast of Star Trek and two US ex-presidents. So what do you get for your money? Lunar Deed which confirms your registration of the one acre of the moon and gives the co-ordinates of your plot. The Lunar Map so you can see where on the light side of the moon your property is located. The Lunar Constitution and Bill of Rights which details the Lunar laws your rights and of course the all important laws of THE BIG CHEESE. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership. This is the document filed with the USA and Russia along with the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 in which Dennis M. Hope - The BIG CHEESE - first laid claim to the Moon. A document confirming you have Mineral Rights to your land. Postage paid registration Card. This all comes in a slick Moon Estates gift pack which makes this a wonderful and unique gift. Note: The Lunar deed comes blank the recipient then fills in their name and sends off a pre-paid registration card which completes the legal process. Once you have got your acre of land on the moon you can get a picture of it from the Clementine Lunar Image Browser Frequently Asked Questions

Mans Decision Making Mug - Mens electronic random decision making mug. Don't know what to do next? Simply lift the mug and the led lights start flashing and eventually rest on one of the decisions. It just told me to have a night out. Thank god it didn't stop on go and cut the lawn!

Blow Job Voucher - What a voucher to have! This voucher entitles you to a blow job from the person who gives it to you preferably your partner! You can redeem The Blow Job Voucher - No sorry i'm not giving it away but the terms and sexual conditions are not only hilarious but somewhat close to the bone.

Covert Camera - Book Packing - Now this is quite some piece of kit set the camera up and plug the receiver in the back of a television and hey presto you have your very own surveillance system. We have tried this out in the office and it is excellent. Superb for secretly filming what you shouldn't or just for added shop or office security. Comes complete with file which can be left anywhere with camera hidden inside. Completely cable and lead free. Excellent i like this one! We set it up in the warehouse last night and have just been watching the boys who always claim to be rushed off there feet!!!! I THINK NOT. For the last half hour they have been messing around on Oddballs. Boy oh Boy have we got them now!!!!!

Gumball Machine + Jar Of 70 Gumballs - Haven't seen these for years. They really are extremely authentic and are well made constructed of metal. Just put your money in the slot turn the knob and out pops your Gumball. Plus we will give you a free jumbo jar of 70 Gumballs just to get you going. What nice people we are!!!!!!!!!

Pull It Bottle Opener - This little gadget is excellent just clamp the sides round the bottle of wine push the handle down lift and out pops the wine cork it is so easy you have just got to try it to believe it. These things are normally priced everywhere I have seen them at around £70.00 and i think we are one of the first to offer them at under £30.00. Just think of the browny points you will get when sending this to friends they will think you've spent nearly twice what you actually have. Course you could just by it for yourself and impress the hell out your friends.

Edible Bra - Lovely Jubbly as Del Boy would say. What a good idea and what a nice flavour Creme De Menthe. No I have absolutely no idea what size it is but we are assured one size fits all. Quite how that works I do not know. But when I find out and have tried the merchandise i will advise you.

Male Edible Undies - I was quite honoured when they asked me to pose for the picture on the box but unfortunately they refused to pay me for it. These will come in handy if your partner gets the munchies before or after. No I have not tasted them but Strawberry with chocolate should appeal to most women I know.

Hands Free Cellphone Kit - Buy now to get your head around the latest and greatest hi-tech mobile phone gadget straight from the good old US of A! No longer will you have to fumble around in your pockets trying to find your ringing phone as this fantastic kit will ensure that it’s always strapped to your head for maximum mobile time!

Pacific 2 Seater Companion Bench - This Pacific 2 seater companion bench is constructed from a hardwood called Keruing which is of exceptional quality and is very durable. This particular product has a table in the centre for easy access from both seats and is easily assembled with a series of brass screws. Assembly time for this item is approximately 10 minutes. All our furniture is made from hardwood and is of a quality far superior to most products available. Dimensions: 1200w x 610d x 880h. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Wave Patio Set - Table Bench And 2 Chairs - Aluminium and Glass patio/conservatory set. This 4 piece set is unbelievably comfortable to sit in and has adjustment on the arms of the chairs to enable the back to be adjusted to suit the individual. Although the seats look like bamboo or wicker they are actually made from a plastic so as to withstand wear and tear. The added advantage is that they are also totally weatherproof so if left out they will not shrink tarnish or discolour. The table is covered with a toughened glass to make cleaning as easy as possible. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Pagoda Bench Set - Table Bench And 2 Chairs - This Pagoda bench set is manufactured from a hardwood called Keruing. The complete set comes with 2 benches which seat 2/3 people and 2 single seater chairs. The assembly process is extremely simple and takes no longer than 60 minutes to do the complete set. Once assembled the chairs and benches are extremely sturdy and will withstand some heavy duty wear and tear along with the weather. All our furniture is made from hardwood and is of a quality far superior to most products available. Dimensions: Table 1500w x 1000d x 740h Bench 1200w x 620d x 990h Chair 590w x 620d x 990h. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Bordeaux Sets - Table And 4 Chairs - This set includes an Aluminium framed table and chair set. The glass in the top of the Table is toughened for safety and durability purposes. The seats have a plastic rush effect on them which means they will not stain or become tarnished if left out in poor weather. The arms of the chairs are covered with Teak for a nice elegant look and comfortable feel. The chairs are extremely light in construction but very durable and strong. Altogether this set is extremely striking and practical at the same time. Definitely suitable for both outdoor and indoor use.

Alien Vibrations - It’s slowly dawning on me that I must have led a particularly sheltered life as when this product arrived on my desk I actually had to go and ask our buyer what this was and where it umm err went?! Despite my burning blushes of embarrassment I can’t really say that I fully understand even now…what I can tell you is that it’s made in a soft lavender jelly and vibrates wildly once you flick the switch on the discreet looking remote control unit. Two sets of small long life batteries are included.

Beauty And The Bear - It’s a well documented fact that men have a bad reputation for hogging the remote control so they can suit themselves while the lady in their life sits there trying not to look bored. Well thanks to the wonders of technology girls can get their own back by owning one of these brilliant remote controlled strap on teddy stimulators so they can please themselves whenever they like for as long as they like! It won’t change the TV channel but once you’ve secured the soft and sensual pink jelly teddy in place with the fully adjustable elasticated straps you probably won’t care less! The discreet miniature remote control unit hangs on a key fob and comes complete with smaller longer life batteries included.

Elvis Colour Portrait Cufflinks - For all your die hard Elvis fans who sit and reminisce watching Blue Hawaii. This is the perfect finishing touch to any white shiny gold studded skin tight high collared flared jumpsuit!!! A real must have.

25mm Ceramic Hair Straightener - The ultimate addition to your hair care routine. These ceramic straighteners are the equivalent to GHD’s they heat in seconds but these straigheners come with a heat selector for fine/medium/thick hair simply adjust the setting so that it suits your type of hair. They have new ceramic heat technology generating a more even heat transfer which is gentler on hair creating a glossy silky-smooth look. It has exclusive thermal response technology that provides constant temperature for continuous precision styling. These straighteners come with a 25 variable heat settings for styling all hair types with the least amount of damage they also have extra long salon length rubber cable. For information on the 57mm hair straighteners please click here.

57mm Ceramic Hair Straightener - The ultimate addition to your hair care routine. These ceramic straighteners are the equivalent to GHD’s they heat in seconds but these straigheners come with a heat selector for fine/medium/thick hair simply adjust the setting so that it suits your type of hair. They have new ceramic heat technology generating a more even heat transfer which is gentler on hair creating a glossy silky-smooth look. It has exclusive thermal response technology that provides constant temperature for continuous precision styling. These straighteners come with a 25 variable heat settings for styling all hair types with the least amount of damage they also have extra long salon length rubber cable. For information on the 25mm hair straighteners please click here.

Designer Dog Bone Bowl In Pink - Probably the coolest dog bowl in the world. Made from highly durable polyresin this bowl is extremely stylish and extremely heavy so you won’t have the age old problem of your dog chasing the bowl round the kitchen at dinner time.

Race Horse Shares - Who says owning a winning racehorse is strictly for rich and famous rock stars and celebrities? Alternative Gifts Ltd have teamed up with City Racing Club to offer a truly unique opportunity to own a share in a racehorse!* As an owner your share certificate entitles you to free tickets to the races (subject to availability) with special access and privileges such as a photo opportunity with the horse trainer and the jockey. With dedicated phone line access and a private website area which is updated weekly with your horse’s training reports racing news and race plan updates you’ll always be kept up to speed with how your horse is doing. A great gift idea for any racing enthusiast. The current horse on offer is 'levantine'who is from a high class racing family and has already won one race this year. Levantine will be racing at many courses around the country in 2005. *Limited number of shares available per racehorse

Designer Dog Bone Bowl In Blue - Probably the coolest dog bowl in the world. Made from highly durable polyresin this bowl is extremely stylish and extremely heavy so you won’t have the age old problem of your dog chasing the bowl round the kitchen at dinner time.

Beyblade Poster - Following on the grand tradition of all things animated and slightly bizarre to come from the land of the rising sun is the latest craze to hit the streets Beyblades. Now I'd love to able to sit here and explain to you exactly what Beyblades and the associated characters are all about but I can honestly say that I haven't got a single clue?! Although from looking at this incredibly detailed and colourful poster measuring 33.8 inches by 24 inches that it all looks a lot of fun!

Organiser With Keyboard - This must have personal assistant comes with 1MB of memory and displays a six line screen with 60 x 50 pixels. This pocket organizer offers all the essential functions of a true personal assistant; a calendar a diary a to do list a directory with names addresses telephone numbers fax numbers and e-mail addresses a memo a local and world clock an alarm and a calculator. And as if that wasn't enough you get a Euro convertor with eleven integrated fixed rates. To ensure that all your information is kept secure you can also set up a secret code. The kit comes complete with PC synchronisation kit which includes SyncMan software and a cable. The SyncMan interface is compatible with windows 95/98/2000/NT/XP Microsoft Outlook and Lotus Notes.

Roger 7 Inch Plush Bear - The old expression 'It takes two to tango' is almost appropriate for Roger and his inflatable partner although I have a feeling that the only dancing these two will get up to is the horizontal kind! Sort of brings a whole new meaning to your partner going down on you though. Approximate size 7 inches.

Down In One Drinking Game - The basis of the down in one drinking game is is for each member of your drinking party to take turns to pull out the sticks which support the little pint sized playing pieces but be careful let a pint drop and you'll have some serious drinking to do! A nimble fingered game of nerve and probably plenty of swerve if you end up losing the game!

Specraver Red Neon Sunglasses - The SpecRaver red flashing neon sunglasses are available exclusively through The Alternative Gift Company and we believe that these are quite possibly the coolest thing to hit the UK this year. Whether you wear them for clubbing pubbing partying or just plain fun in the office or home we think these are red hot. The glasses have a lead which can be concealed under your clothing which attaches to a battery pack which you can clip to your belt. Two settings are available standard mode lights the entire frame of the glasses like a neon tube and the second setting makes the neon pulse on and off rapidly. Requires 2xAA batteries. Also available in Blue. May not be suitable for people with epilepsy.

Celtic Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Tottenham Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Manchester Utd Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Rangers Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Aston Villa Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Newcastle Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Terracotta Parasol - Add a splash of Mediterranean colour to your garden or patio with this beautifully produced terracotta parasol measuring 3m in diameter. Made from Keruing hardwood the parasol has a pulley cord for raising or lowering the shade which is made from a heavy duty material to eliminate as many of the suns rays as possible. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Madrid Table Set - The Madrid garden furniture set includes a beautifully produced square table featuring textured safety glass with hard wood edging and legs along with four chairs which are metal framed with a mock whicker seat and back design. This robust yet highly attractive set would look great outside but also wouldn't look out of place in a conservatory. As with all our furniture its very easy to assemble. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Patio Heater - This stylish dark green patio heater stands an impressive 220cm in height and gives out a very generous amount of heat (13kw) for those sometimes chilly British summer evenings. Base stand measures 44.5cm whilst the top reflector unit measures 81cm giving a wide and even displacement of the heat generated. Comprehensive assembly instructions are included with a seven step pictorial guide. Runs on Calor or Patio bottled gas which is widely available. Includes a free full height zipped water proof cover hose and regulator. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Manchester City Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Camouflage Print Medium Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing camouflage print suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty five inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical and horizontal handles four wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004.

Camouflage Print Large Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing camouflage suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty nine inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical and horizontal handles four wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004.

Become Lord Or Lady Of The Glen! - If you're anything like me you'll probably agree that the Mr and Mrs title always sounds so dull and normal when you introduce yourself at parties or have to complete one of those nasty forms from the bank. Well all of that can now change with the introduction of this great new product enabling you to legally become Laird or Lady of Glencairn by virtue of the purchase of one square foot of land forming part of the Glencairn estate in Scotland! Simply complete the freepost registration card enclosed within this attractively presented gift pack and upon receipt Scottish Highland Titles will produce a personalised legal title deed inscribed with your name a personal plot number and a proof of title card. Laird meaning land owner is a title that can be used by men or women but the commonly accepted equivalent for women is Lady . We can't guarantee that champagne will fall from the heavens and velvet ropes will part but this Laird and Lady gift pack will certainly give your social status a boost!

Montana Bench Set With Four Free Cushions And A Green Parasol - FREE! The Montana set now comes complete with two green and gold armchair cushions two green and gold bench cushions along with a 2.7m green parasol all supplied free of charge. That's a total package cost of over £120! This Montana bench set is surely one of this spring's hottest deals! Normally retailing for £599 we have managed to reduce this to £299 due to the immense volume of this line we have purchased. Stock is limited and available this week. The set includes the table measuring 1.5m x 80cm a pair of three seater benches and two armchairs. It's manufactured from Keruing which is an extremely durable hardwood that has a naturally high oil resin content which makes it ideal for the varying UK climate. All the timber used is from FSC approved sources. Set comes in five individual boxes and assembly takes approximately 20 minutes.

Chequers Folding 1.3m Round Table And Four Chequers Recliners - Chequers folding 1.3m round table and 4 chequers recliners. This whole set folds up neatly for easy storage. The chequers pattern is followed through to the chairs which have been clevely curved for extra comfort. All of our primary products are manufactured from durable hardwoods. These are kiln dried to a maximum humidity in accordance with internatioal specifications. All Pagoda furniture complies with the regualtions protecting not only the enviroment but also social and economic standards. We support the aims of the International Tropical Timber Organisation (ITTO) and all timer used in the manufacture of our products is from a certified source.

Atlantic Extension Table 2m - 2.5m And Six Atlantic Recliners - Atlantic extension table (2m - 2.5m) and 6 new atlantic recliners. This stylish table extends to a length of 2.5 metres so you will have plenty of room for dinner parties alfresco! All of our primary products are manufactured from durable hardwoods. These are kiln dried to a maximum humidity in accordance with internatioal specifications. All Pagoda furniture complies with the regualtions protecting not only the enviroment but also social and economic standards. We support the aims of the International Tropical Timber Organisation (ITTO) and all timer used in the manufacture of our products is from a certified source.

Camouflage Print Small Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing camouflage print suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical telescopic and horizontal carry handles two wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004.

Bar Butler - When our buyer told me that we were going to be selling an American six shot chromed revolver I thought she'd finally flipped her lid and had taken to arms dealing for extra income. Thankfully all thoughts of Dirty Harry with his 44 Magnum pointing at my head have long since disappeared as our buyer was actually talking about one of these impressive chrome plated revolving six bottle dispensers. Standing twenty six and a half inches in height this handy bartender accepts bottles up to one litre in size and dispenses a perfect one and a half oz. shot from the leakproof dispensers provided. Sorry you'll have to buy your own alcohol though!

Large 20 Inch Fan - No need to get hot and bothered this summer as this wopping great twenty inch fan has to be the ultimate in cooling power making it ideal for large areas. In fact after taking one look at this monster in action I think we could have setup our own wind tunnel in the office as this whisper quiet lightweight three speed fan features a fully tiltable head for air direction control and huge amounts of cooling power!

Hot Pink Medium Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing hot pink suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty five inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical telescopic and horizontal carry handles two wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004! Don't worry though you won't have to endure twelve weeks spent with a bunch of 'manic hyenas' as your suitcase will be delivered straight to your house.

Hot Pink Large Suitcase - So there you are standing at the luggage carousel at the airport looking tanned and relaxed after your holiday when suddenly all hell breaks loose as ten other people have just mistaken your suitcase for theirs. Avoid the violence stress and confusion of the airport luggage scrum this year by snapping up this distinctive hard wearing hot pink suitcase that will ensure you stand out from the rest of the crowd. Produced from ABS plastic this incredibly high quality twenty nine inch suitcase features both combination and key locking mechanisms vertical telescopic and horizontal carry handles two wheels clothes divider and a pair of fold away coat hangers. As seen on Big Brother 2004! Don't worry though you won't have to endure twelve weeks spent with a bunch of 'manic hyenas' as your suitcase will be delivered straight to your house.

Love Bug Massager - This strange looking love bug is definitely a handy little chap to have around the office as it's four vibrating feet are perfect for relieving the stress and tension of office life once applied to your back shoulders or legs. Colours may vary

Woowoo Toilet Paper Dispenser - Taking novelty toilet paper dispensers to a whole new dimension the woowoo t-dog manages to look both cute and cuddly and strangely revolting all in the same breath. If you haven't got a dog than get this one as it even cleans up after itself!

Large Cow Stickers - Put your fridge in a better moooood with the cowstick self adhesive black patches. Each pack contains six fully waterproof and easy to remove patches which have been made in various sizes to decowrate your fridge or any other smooooth surface. We all think that boring old white fridges should be put out to pasture as the cowstick kit is udderly brilliant!

Spot Stickers - I think the creators of this funky new gift idea might have been barking up the wrong tree as each pack contains 105 Dalmatian self adhesive spots not the predicted 101?! For goodness sake haven't they seen the film? Anyway each pack contains 105 (don't get me started again!) waterproof self adhesive spots in various sizes that are easy to remove and are ideal for decorating any smooth white surface.

Emergency Pants - In the 70's we had flares. In the 80's we had designer suits. In the 90's we had er flares again (clothing designers must have had the decade off) but the smarty pants emergency thong could only have been designed with the noughties in mind! Small enough to fit into the tinniest handbag this re-usable 100% cotton emergency thong will get you out of all sorts of trouble when you've been a naughty girl who's partied the night away. Colours may vary.

Easy Dinner Party's Recipes - If your cooking skills leave you cold and the thought of planning the menu for your very own dinner party gives you the shakes than this book could have been written with your social salvation in mind. Sixty easy disgrace free recipes for dinner parties that'll make you a dinner party legend and avoid crippling psychological damage... or at least that's what the bit of blurb on the back says anyway!

Frazzle Countdown - Frazzle is an intergalactic dexterity test involving Alvin the friendly alien who has come to earth to visit his brother Alan but he's crashed his spacecraft which has created an electrifying cloud of high voltage static electricity! You only have one minute to decontaminate him before he's FRAZZLED!

9ct Gold Kiss Diamond Earrings - These pretty solid gold earrings are the perfect gift you'll have kisses on your ears all day long for your loved one. 9ct gold kiss diamond earrings.

50 Romantic Ways To Say I Love You - Too embarrassed too shy or too scared of commitment to say those three little words? Now you don't have to because this pack of cards gives you fifty thoughtful surprises and loving gestures which speak much louder than words.

Folding Steel Framed Camp Bed - This folding camp is easily assembled strong and comfortable making it an excellent accessory ideal for camping and outdoor use. Comes complete with a hard wearing carry bag with strap for easy portability whilst the bed features a steel frame construction which allows it to have an impressive maximum loadability of eight five kilos.

Flashing Gear Knob - For all you boy racers out there this is a must have accessory. Add a touch of shiny flashing bling to the interior of your car by simply unscrewing your current gear knob and replacing it with this go faster chrome effect gear knob with flashing blue LED lights which are surprisingly bright even in the daytime!

Giant Cheese Board Mouse Trap - I don't know why its taken so long for someone to come up with this idea. A giant mouse trap cheese board only with this one you don't have to worry about loosing your fingers! Approximately 19 long x 12 wide.

Light Up Blue Round Lighter - Bored with bog standard clipper lighters but would rather have something a little more snazzy than a zippo? Then this stylish cool blue lighter could just be the one for you as the super smooth design features a blue LED light that shines when you use it.

Football Sports Mac - As the weather in the UK seems to be getting progressively these days this clever little keyring containing a one size fits all waterproof rain mac is a really handy keyring to have. Either keep it in your coat pocket or use it as your keyring you'll never be caught out by a down pour again.

Silver Friendship Bracelet - The perfect gift for a well loved friend. This sterling silver bracelet set comes in a pretty silky silver pouch and is perfect to give to a friend to show how much they mean to you. Each silver pouch comes with a message 'This sterling silver bracelet is one of a matching pair and I have the other. I hope you love it and that our friendship always remain strong. So enjoy life laugh a lot see beauty and think of me when you wear this bracelet. A silver heart hangs from each and represents best friends in the world. Each bracelet is 20cm long. This set is exclusive to Alternative Gifts. It is designed and hand made in Italy. 925 Silver

Electric Halogen Heater - Now if you believe everything that those lovely weather presenter bods have been telling us recently then we're about to have the coldest winter on record! Allegedly?! So why not get yourself prepared with one of these incredibly efficient silent running electric halogen heaters. Each unit consists of three halogen bars which enables you to choose from either the single bar 400 watt heat setting the double 800 watt setting or the full 1200 watt heat setting. Also included is a controllable automatic oscillation function that enables the unit to rotate 70 degrees to evenly distribute the heat throughout your room whilst safety censors in the base of the unit can cleverly detect if the heater has been picked up or accidentally knocked over and will instantly switch the heater off.

Sexy Cow Pat - For all of you out there that have been enthralled by Channel Fives The Farm and perhaps even C4's River Cottage where both groups of presenters spend an enormous amount of time standing at the business end of a cow then this blushing bovine beauty should be right up your street. This sexy little cow is supplied with a little electronic voice box and will moo with delight as you play with her!

Sex Timer - Are you a bedroom bore or a sexually satisfying stud? For those of you out there that have become a little self conscious of the amount of time you put into your carnal cavorting this sex timer designed to mimic an egg timer will help you assess your performance in one easy flick of the wrist. Stallion stud playboy lover unsatisfied or just very poor...which one are you? p.s. Guys make sure you play fair and only flip the timer over once you've got your togs off as you don't want the lady in your life telling you that you're a cheat as well as being crap in bed do you?

Mag Mags Magical Magnets - Mag Mags are the brand new stress relieving gizmo/desktop plaything that are so enthralling you'll forget your worries your work and everything else in between! Try pulling the Mag Mags apart and holding them on your desk with the tips touching...then let go. What happens next is truly Mag Mags and the first time you witness it you may emit a somewhat amazed yelp! Incredibly addictive mag mags have to be the ultimate stress relieving toy making these the modern day equivalent of worry beads.

A Letter From Santa - Would your children love a letter from Santa? Well now it's possible! Just fill in the Santa letter request form(which comes in the pack with all the information required and your little angels will soon receive a personalised letter from Santa mailed from the North Pole for added authenticity. Santa makes up to twelve personal references including gender age the colour of the child's front door the name of any pets hobbies most wanted Christmas present and their best friends name. Gift pack also includes a 'Santa Stop Here' door hanger and a free (optional) access to Santa's Secret Website. Once the registration form has been filled in and you have filled in the approximate date for the letter to arrive it will be with you within 5 days of this date. The last request forms must be received by the 19th December to ensure Santa's letter arrives in time for Christmas. Internation addresses excepted.

Five Piece Knife Set With Wooden Draw - This five piece knife set from Maxim's Gourmet Collection has a solid wood cutting board and a built in knife drawer making this a useful and space saving addition for any kitchen. Each knife in the set has a traditional style composition handle which have been double riveted for strength and permanence. Set consists of the following dishwasher safe knives: chefs carving bread paring and a utility knife.

Personal Alarm With Pocket Flashlight - This pocket sized personal alarm with flashlight is perfect for keeping in your handbag or trouser pocket. Easy to use it helps to protect you from would be attackers purse snatchers and alerts people that you need help with the deafening 105 decibel alarm siren which can be heard up to eighty metres away and can last up to one hour on the batteries included. To provide even more safety the alarm has a lamp which should have a deterring effect on potential attackers.

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