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Peppermint Peckers - Guaranteed to give satisfaction plus the freshest breath around. This is the extra naughty variety in the shape of. ( I can't say that) Oh look at the picture on the left!

Big Mouth Billy Bass Superstar - I’ll try not to carp on about how fantastic Big mouth billy bass is as its obvious he’s the Codfather of sole. Perched up on the stage he’s obviously back in his rightful plaice dancing and singing to Act naturally and I will survive . It's guaranteed that you'll fall hook line and sinker for him as his talents are scaling new heights!

V-touch Mobile Phone Hands Free Kit - This is proving to be the essential phone accessory of the year! Stock is becoming increasingly limited so snap one up while you’ve got the chance! The V-Touch mobile phone hands free kit works by picking up vibrations directly from your voice box which means that all other background noise that normally gets picked up by other hands free microphones is completely blocked out. Very robust lightweight and comfortable to use this device is an absolute god send for busy people on the move who need to keep in contact. Currently works with Nokia 3210/3310/8210/8250/8850/8890 and additional models will follow. We're so confident that you'll love this hands free kit that we're prepared to offer a full 30 day money back guarantee if your not completely satisfied with the product!

Pacific 2 Seater Companion Bench - This Pacific 2 seater companion bench is constructed from a hardwood called Keruing which is of exceptional quality and is very durable. This particular product has a table in the centre for easy access from both seats and is easily assembled with a series of brass screws. Assembly time for this item is approximately 10 minutes. All our furniture is made from hardwood and is of a quality far superior to most products available. Dimensions: 1200w x 610d x 880h. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Wave Patio Set - Table Bench And 2 Chairs - Aluminium and Glass patio/conservatory set. This 4 piece set is unbelievably comfortable to sit in and has adjustment on the arms of the chairs to enable the back to be adjusted to suit the individual. Although the seats look like bamboo or wicker they are actually made from a plastic so as to withstand wear and tear. The added advantage is that they are also totally weatherproof so if left out they will not shrink tarnish or discolour. The table is covered with a toughened glass to make cleaning as easy as possible. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Pagoda Bench Set - Table Bench And 2 Chairs - This Pagoda bench set is manufactured from a hardwood called Keruing. The complete set comes with 2 benches which seat 2/3 people and 2 single seater chairs. The assembly process is extremely simple and takes no longer than 60 minutes to do the complete set. Once assembled the chairs and benches are extremely sturdy and will withstand some heavy duty wear and tear along with the weather. All our furniture is made from hardwood and is of a quality far superior to most products available. Dimensions: Table 1500w x 1000d x 740h Bench 1200w x 620d x 990h Chair 590w x 620d x 990h. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Electric Shock Lighter - Guaranteed to drive your friends and family stark staring mad as they reach for your new and stylishly designed lighter only to get a harmless electric shock when they press the top! Perfect payback for anyone that tries to steal your lighter when you’re in the pub simply leave it on the table sit back and hear them yelp in surprise when they get zapped!

Smiley Lips For Dogs - Finally a dog toy that doesn't under estimate your dog's creative side. Remember those big red wax lips that you wore when you were a kid? A guaranteed laugh - they were sure to shock old Aunt Eunice each and everytime. Here's your chance to let your dog in on the fun (with NO wax build-up!) Don't forget these are for your dog. Rustle up some wax lips for your own and play like a dog!

Terracotta Parasol - Add a splash of Mediterranean colour to your garden or patio with this beautifully produced terracotta parasol measuring 3m in diameter. Made from Keruing hardwood the parasol has a pulley cord for raising or lowering the shade which is made from a heavy duty material to eliminate as many of the suns rays as possible. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Madrid Table Set - The Madrid garden furniture set includes a beautifully produced square table featuring textured safety glass with hard wood edging and legs along with four chairs which are metal framed with a mock whicker seat and back design. This robust yet highly attractive set would look great outside but also wouldn't look out of place in a conservatory. As with all our furniture its very easy to assemble. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Patio Heater - This stylish dark green patio heater stands an impressive 220cm in height and gives out a very generous amount of heat (13kw) for those sometimes chilly British summer evenings. Base stand measures 44.5cm whilst the top reflector unit measures 81cm giving a wide and even displacement of the heat generated. Comprehensive assembly instructions are included with a seven step pictorial guide. Runs on Calor or Patio bottled gas which is widely available. Includes a free full height zipped water proof cover hose and regulator. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Become Lord Or Lady Of The Glen! - If you're anything like me you'll probably agree that the Mr and Mrs title always sounds so dull and normal when you introduce yourself at parties or have to complete one of those nasty forms from the bank. Well all of that can now change with the introduction of this great new product enabling you to legally become Laird or Lady of Glencairn by virtue of the purchase of one square foot of land forming part of the Glencairn estate in Scotland! Simply complete the freepost registration card enclosed within this attractively presented gift pack and upon receipt Scottish Highland Titles will produce a personalised legal title deed inscribed with your name a personal plot number and a proof of title card. Laird meaning land owner is a title that can be used by men or women but the commonly accepted equivalent for women is Lady . We can't guarantee that champagne will fall from the heavens and velvet ropes will part but this Laird and Lady gift pack will certainly give your social status a boost!

Folding Chair Cushions Blue And Yellow Stripe - This pack of four dark blue and gold stripe folding chair cushions feature removable covers and matches beautifully with our Keruing hardwood folding chairs. Incredibly comfortable and very well padded making the thought of lounging around in the garden on a hot summer day a very attractive idea. All of our cushions are produced from hard wearing fabrics which simply unzip when the time comes for a quick clean. All are machine washable and match and cigarette resistant. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Folding Chair Cushions Green And Yellow Stripe - This park of four dark green and gold stripe folding chair cushions feature removable covers and matches beautifully with our Keruing hardwood folding chairs. Incredibly comfortable and very well padded making the thought of lounging around in the garden on a hot summer day a very attractive idea. All of our cushions are produced from hard wearing fabrics which simply unzip when the time comes for a quick clean. All are machine washable and match and cigarette resistant. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Armchair Cushion Blue And Yellow Stripe - This dark blue and gold stripe armchair cushion features removable covers matches beautifully with our Keruing hardwood armchair. Incredibly comfortable and very well padded making the thought of lounging around in the garden on a hot summer day a very attractive idea. All of our cushions are produced from hard wearing fabrics which simply unzip when the time comes for a quick clean. All are machine washable and match and cigarette resistant. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Armchair Cushion Green And Yellow Stripe - This dark green and gold stripe armchair cushion features removable covers matches beautifully with our Keruing hardwood armchair. Incredibly comfortable and very well padded making the thought of lounging around in the garden on a hot summer day a very attractive idea. All of our cushions are produced from hard wearing fabrics which simply unzip when the time comes for a quick clean. All are machine washable and match and cigarette resistant. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Recliner Cushion Terracotta Check - This terracotta check recliner cushion features an adjustable head rest and removable covers. Matches beautifully with our Keruing hardwood recliner chair. Incredibly comfortable and very well padded making the thought of lounging around in the garden on a hot summer day a very attractive idea. All of our cushions are produced from hard wearing fabrics which simply unzip when the time comes for a quick clean. All are machine washable and match and cigarette resistant. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Recliner Cushion Blue And Yellow Stripe - This dark blue and gold striped recliner cushion features an adjustable head rest and removable covers matches beautifully with our Keruing hardwood recliner chair. Incredibly comfortable and very well padded making the thought of lounging around in the garden on a hot summer day a very attractive idea. All of our cushions are produced from hard wearing fabrics which simply unzip when the time comes for a quick clean. All are machine washable and match and cigarette resistant. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Recliner Cushion Green And Yellow Stripe - This dark green and gold striped recliner cushion features an adjustable head rest and removable covers. Matches beautifully with our Keruing hardwood recliner chair. Incredibly comfortable and very well padded making the thought of lounging around in the garden on a hot summer day a very attractive idea. All of our cushions are produced from hard wearing fabrics which simply unzip when the time comes for a quick clean. All are machine washable and match and cigarette resistant. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Bench Cushion Blue And Yellow Stripe - This dark blue and gold stripe bench cushion features removable covers and matches beautifully with our Keruing hardwood benches. Incredibly comfortable and very well padded making the thought of lounging around in the garden on a hot summer day a very attractive idea. All of our cushions are produced from hard wearing fabrics which simply unzip when the time comes for a quick clean. All are machine washable and match and cigarette resistant. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Bench Cushion Green And Yellow Stripe - This dark green and gold stripe bench cushion features removable covers and matches beautifully with our Keruing hardwood benches. Incredibly comfortable and very well padded making the thought of lounging around in the garden on a hot summer day a very attractive idea. All of our cushions are produced from hard wearing fabrics which simply unzip when the time comes for a quick clean. All are machine washable and match and cigarette resistant. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Meyer Professional Steamer - The ultimate asparagus or sweet corn steamer! Beautifully produced from high quality heavy gauge polished 18/10 stainless steel for maximum durability this 16cm steamer features a 6mm full cap upper and lower steamer baskets and a friction bonded stainless steel and aluminium base which eliminates hot spots and ensures even heat distribution. Stylish stainless steel fittings are oven safe up to 475F/240C/gas mark 9 and best of all it's dishwasher safe and comes complete with a Meyer 25 year guarantee!

Meyer Covered Sauteuse Pan - Beautifully produced from high quality heavy gauge polished 18/10 stainless steel for maximum durability this 26cm sauteuse pan features a full cap friction bonded base utilising heavy gauge aluminium which eliminates hot spots and ensures even heat distribution. With stylish phenolic fittings self basting lid which helps to retain flavour and nutrients the pan is oven safe up to 350F/180C/Gas mark 4 and best of all it's dishwasher safe and comes complete with a Meyer 25 year guarantee!

Freestyle Swing - This exquisite love toy allows enables many new positions and the deepest penetration possible. Experience a new level of excitement in your sexual play. The Love Swing comes complete with all the necessary screws and raw plugs and has wide padded belts and straps for added comfort. Guaranteed top quality for freestyle sex! Made from tear proof nylon.

Ruben 56 Piece Cutlery Canteen - The Rubens set is a high quality fifty six piece canteen of stainless steel cutlery made by Richardson Sheffield. Each set consists of eight of the following: dinner forks knives dessert spoons teaspoons dessert forks and knives and eight soup spoons. All are dishwasher safe and come complete with a ten year guarantee.

Utterly Outrageous Drinking Games - An endless night of utterly outrageous fun and frolics are guaranteed with this fantastic compendium of adult drinking games. Each of the twenty games will turn any gathering into a night to remember as players cast their inhibitions aside and participate in what can only be described as sheer madness and mayhem!

Jonny Wilkinson Special Edition Photo Cell - This highly collectable Jonny Wilkinson Greatest Rugby Moment double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite sporting moment! Dimensions are 8 x 10.

Elvis Special Edition Double Film Cell - This highly collectable Elvis double cell special edition film cell features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite movie!

David Beckham Special Edition Photo Cell - This highly collectable David Beckham double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite sporting moment! Dimensions are 7 x 9.

Spiderman 2 Special Edition Double Film Cell - This highly collectable Spiderman 2 double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite movie moment!

Shrek 2 Special Edition Double Film Cell - This highly collectable Shrek 2 double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite movie moment!

Star Wars Phantom Menance Special Edition Double Film Cell - This highly collectable Star Wars Phantom Menace double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite movie moment! Dimensions 7 x 9

Star Wars Return Of The Jedi Special Edition Double Film Cell - This highly collectable Star Wars Return of the Jedi double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite movie moment! Dimension 7 x 9

Formula 1 Radio Control Car 1:8 Scale - If this years Formula 1 season has left you cold after the scarlet Ferrari's romped home to victory in what felt like every race then this nippy 1:8th scale F1 car could be just what you need to redress the balance. Measuring approximately 58cm in length by 25 in width over the rear wheels these F1 cars are available in six different colours (red black blue white yellow and green we cannot guarantee which colour you will receive) which closely emulate the current F1 grids colour schemes. Unfortunately we cannot guarantee which colour you will receive. Comes complete with a 12V rechargeable battery pack and charger along with two AA batteries and a 9v box battery for the controller. Click here for full product image.

Tyre Clock - Now back in stock but numbers are limited please order now to guarantee delivery. Here's another great gift idea for all you petrolheads out there to get to grips with. This cleverly designed tyre clock is eighteen inches in diameter has a ticking cogs pendulum and features a treaded rubber tyre with the clock hands modelled on a spanner and a screwdriver. With a clock that looks this good you'll never get tyred of looking at the time! Pendulum can removed if not required.

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