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Some of the great good Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd include...

Kissing Love Tester - Hold the heart with a partner (Or someone you just happen to fancy) Pucker up and start kissing making sure only your lips touch. Either the heart will glow and play music (Love is in the air!) Or you will hear a buzzer sound. Sounds like a good excuse to try again to me.

Cat A Whirl - It's a bird It's a plane no it's Cat A Whirl. A truly aerodynamic marvel that's sure to turn some heads. So go don't be lazy get out of that chair find a nice big patch of grass and let the good times begin with your dog getting some exercise and you losing a few pounds. Which come on you know you could do with.

Edible Bra - Lovely Jubbly as Del Boy would say. What a good idea and what a nice flavour Creme De Menthe. No I have absolutely no idea what size it is but we are assured one size fits all. Quite how that works I do not know. But when I find out and have tried the merchandise i will advise you.

Farting Salt And Pepper Pots - Classic! Sorry but these are just fantastic farting salt and pepper pots. What can I say but brilliant I took these home over the weekend and the look on peoples faces when they use them is priceless! The best thing is they really do look good as well serving a practical purpose.

Xmas Stocking For Cats - All manner of goodies are included in this great Christmas stocking for cats…because pets need presents too! A total of eight items are included ranging from sisal dumbells to a white furry mouse!

Hands Free Cellphone Kit - Buy now to get your head around the latest and greatest hi-tech mobile phone gadget straight from the good old US of A! No longer will you have to fumble around in your pockets trying to find your ringing phone as this fantastic kit will ensure that it’s always strapped to your head for maximum mobile time!

Four Piece Kids Patio Set - 4 piece kiddies patio set which includes 2 folding chairs a table and an umbrella. Very colourful practical and extremely good value for money.

Fbi Mug - I don't think J. Edgar Hoover quite had this in mind when he setup the FBI in the 1920's but from looking at this good quality mug presented in a matching gift box I think we've got the better idea out of the two!

Stress Relief Mug - Wow not only is this a good quality mug presented in a matching gift box it's also kind of educational looking at all the 'stress relief' positions this naughty little couple get up to on the side!

Everyday Someone New Pisses Me Off Mug - For those of you out there that don't suffer fools gladly this good quality mug presented in a matching gift box is the perfect way to make a statement without having to say a word.

Electric Shock Roulette Game - What better way to decide who gets the next round in or who has to phone up for the takeaway then this shockingly good roulette game. Two three or four players can each put a finger into one of the numbered holes hit the start button and sit back and wait in fear and trepidation for the lights to stop flashing and the sound of the roulette ball to finally come to rest before one of you falls victim to a harmless yet hair raising zap of electricity!

Guardian Angels - Why travel through life with only one Guardian Angel when four can guard and protect you? These sterling silver cherubs can be worn in your hair attached to a love letter or given to a friend to share your good fortune. Please note the popper backs are not silver. (carded set 1.4cm high)

Eyezone Massager - Eyezone massager 3 in 1 therapy this massager is good for eye fatigue wrinkles bags and insomnia. This mask massages the temple and surrounding areas which helps remove tension by stimulating nerves around the eye reducing stresses within. Such stimulation improves micro-circulation activating and regulating the muscle fibres helping to increase resistance to eye diseases.

Spot Stickers - I think the creators of this funky new gift idea might have been barking up the wrong tree as each pack contains 105 Dalmatian self adhesive spots not the predicted 101?! For goodness sake haven't they seen the film? Anyway each pack contains 105 (don't get me started again!) waterproof self adhesive spots in various sizes that are easy to remove and are ideal for decorating any smooth white surface.

Chrome Juicer - You can't beat the taste of freshly squeezed juice which is why I think this is an excellent and elegant kitchen gadget for extracting juice from oranges grapefruit lemons and limes quickly and easily. Simply cut the fruit in half place over the strainer which will remove all the seeds and pulp leaving you with fresh naturally nutritious juice. In fact with looks this good you might want to leave it out on the work top anyway just to admire its sleek silver lines!

High Torque Ratchet Screwdriver - Make like Flash Gordon with this futuristic screwdriver. Ergonomic rubberised grip combined with heavy duty ratchet mechanism gives good purchase. Inbuilt storage system holds nine extra bits.

Alcohol Breath Tester - Competitively priced pocket alcohol tester that gives a good indication as to whether your are over the limit to drive your car. Gives a green signal if you are under and a red one if you are over it.

Silver Anagram Box - This is a lovely gift to give to anyone. A solid silver little pot full of luck and good wishes. 'Desires creates sin' Rearrange the letters to discover the real message: 'inside are secrets'. Inside this sterling silver box you will find four charms that represent secrets to a happy life: Heart-appreciate your friends; cherub-open yourself to love; sunflower-notice beauty; sixpence-be lucky. Approximate size 25mm diameter.

Tyre Clock - Now back in stock but numbers are limited please order now to guarantee delivery. Here's another great gift idea for all you petrolheads out there to get to grips with. This cleverly designed tyre clock is eighteen inches in diameter has a ticking cogs pendulum and features a treaded rubber tyre with the clock hands modelled on a spanner and a screwdriver. With a clock that looks this good you'll never get tyred of looking at the time! Pendulum can removed if not required.

Cheap good Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd UK