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Acre Of Land On Venus - Now you too can own your very own acre of land on the female species home planet Venus. So what do you get for your £19.99?. Venusian Deed which confirms your registration of the one acre of Venus and gives the co-ordinates of your plot. The Venusian Map so you can see where your property is located. The Venusian Constitution and Bill of Rights which details the Venusian laws your rights and of course the all important laws of THE BIG CHEESE. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership. This is the document filed with the USA and Russia along with the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 in which Dennis M. Hope - The BIG CHEESE - first laid claim Venus. A document confirming you have Mineral Rights to your land. Postage paid registration Card. This all comes in a slick Moon Estates gift pack which makes this a wonderful and unique gift.

Acre Of Land On Mars - Now you too can own your very own acre of land on the male species home planet Mars. So what do you get for your money?. Martian Deed which confirms your registration of the one acre of Mars and gives the co-ordinates of your plot. The Martian Map so you can see where your property is located. The Martian Constitution and Bill of Rights which details the Martian laws your rights and of course the all important laws of THE BIG CHEESE. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership. This is the document filed with the USA and Russia along with the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 in which Dennis M. Hope - The BIG CHEESE - first laid claim Mars. A document confirming you have Mineral Rights to your land. Postage paid registration Card. This all comes in a slick Moon Estates gift pack which makes this a wonderful and unique gift.

An Acre Of Land On The Moon - Now you too can own your very own acre of land on the light side of the moon join the likes of Clint Eastwood Tom Cruise; the original cast of Star Trek and two US ex-presidents. So what do you get for your money? Lunar Deed which confirms your registration of the one acre of the moon and gives the co-ordinates of your plot. The Lunar Map so you can see where on the light side of the moon your property is located. The Lunar Constitution and Bill of Rights which details the Lunar laws your rights and of course the all important laws of THE BIG CHEESE. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership. This is the document filed with the USA and Russia along with the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 in which Dennis M. Hope - The BIG CHEESE - first laid claim to the Moon. A document confirming you have Mineral Rights to your land. Postage paid registration Card. This all comes in a slick Moon Estates gift pack which makes this a wonderful and unique gift. Note: The Lunar deed comes blank the recipient then fills in their name and sends off a pre-paid registration card which completes the legal process. Once you have got your acre of land on the moon you can get a picture of it from the Clementine Lunar Image Browser Frequently Asked Questions

Smoking Is My Choice So Fuck Off Mug - What a superb mug and a genius of an idea. A little bit rude or should I say a lot rude. But sure to grab someones attention whether being given as a gift or for personal use.

Blow Job Voucher - What a voucher to have! This voucher entitles you to a blow job from the person who gives it to you preferably your partner! You can redeem The Blow Job Voucher - No sorry i'm not giving it away but the terms and sexual conditions are not only hilarious but somewhat close to the bone.

Gumball Machine + Jar Of 70 Gumballs - Haven't seen these for years. They really are extremely authentic and are well made constructed of metal. Just put your money in the slot turn the knob and out pops your Gumball. Plus we will give you a free jumbo jar of 70 Gumballs just to get you going. What nice people we are!!!!!!!!!

Peppermint Peckers - Guaranteed to give satisfaction plus the freshest breath around. This is the extra naughty variety in the shape of. ( I can't say that) Oh look at the picture on the left!

Sexy Man Mouse Mat - Just in case you get bored during the day a little squeeze in the right place will give you something to chuckle about. I can see offices throughout the UK becoming overrun with these things.

Celtic Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Tottenham Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Manchester Utd Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Door Knob Rope Exerciser - Complete body tone in minutes a day! Unique range of motion gives full body tone which will strengthen your back shape your chest trim arms tone legs and tighten abs! Comfort grips allow you to workout longer. Just slip the loop on the door knob and start exercising! Build power strength and stamina without bulky expensive machinery! All ages all fitness levels will see results in minutes a day. Strength training builds lean muscle tissue burning calories even after your workout.

Pilates Rowing Action Exerciser - Rowing helps develop and strengthen your abs back thighs and buttocks in a smooth rhythmic impact -free motion. Enjoy the many fitness benefits this action exerciser will give you.

Rangers Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Aston Villa Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Newcastle Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Patio Heater - This stylish dark green patio heater stands an impressive 220cm in height and gives out a very generous amount of heat (13kw) for those sometimes chilly British summer evenings. Base stand measures 44.5cm whilst the top reflector unit measures 81cm giving a wide and even displacement of the heat generated. Comprehensive assembly instructions are included with a seven step pictorial guide. Runs on Calor or Patio bottled gas which is widely available. Includes a free full height zipped water proof cover hose and regulator. The list price shown is the recommended retail price. We are able to discount this product so heavily due to the immense volumes of this line we have purchased. The quality is by no means affected in any way. We offer a full 28 day money back guarantee on any purchase of this item if you are not satisfied with the product.

Manchester City Share Gift Pack - Own a Share in your club! The ultimate statement in club loyalty give someone a genuine share in their favourite football club with a SoloShare Gift Pack. Fans used to make do with a replica shirt now they can actually own a piece of the club. The SoloShare Gift Pack includes a presentation certificate club information shareholder information and registration card. The actual share certificate in their name will be delivered separately and will give them all the usual benefits a shareholder is entitled to. For anyone who has dreamed of following in the footsteps of the rich and famous by becoming a shareholder in one of the big clubs; here is the opportunity to make that dream a reality. Gift Pack contains: presentation certificate (personalisation optional) welcome letter company information shareholder information freepost registration card. Once the registration details have been received a genuine share will be transferred to the new shareholder. The official share certificate will be delivered direct to the shareholder. This is a non refundable item. Please note: The value of investments (including shares) and any income from them may fall as well as rise and shareholders may not get back the full amount of their original investment. The current market value of the share can be obtained from many media websites or the financial press. It is possible that dealing and associated charges will exceed the market value of the share. Applicants for and recipients of this service must be aged 18 or over. The content of this promotion has been approved for the purposes of s.21 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 by Everys Solicitors of 46 New Street Honiton Devon who are authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority and a member of APCIMS. MoonEstates.com Limited's and Everys' general terms and conditions apply. Everys and MoonEstates.com Ltd have not given and will not give advice to applicants as to the merits of...

Become Lord Or Lady Of The Glen! - If you're anything like me you'll probably agree that the Mr and Mrs title always sounds so dull and normal when you introduce yourself at parties or have to complete one of those nasty forms from the bank. Well all of that can now change with the introduction of this great new product enabling you to legally become Laird or Lady of Glencairn by virtue of the purchase of one square foot of land forming part of the Glencairn estate in Scotland! Simply complete the freepost registration card enclosed within this attractively presented gift pack and upon receipt Scottish Highland Titles will produce a personalised legal title deed inscribed with your name a personal plot number and a proof of title card. Laird meaning land owner is a title that can be used by men or women but the commonly accepted equivalent for women is Lady . We can't guarantee that champagne will fall from the heavens and velvet ropes will part but this Laird and Lady gift pack will certainly give your social status a boost!

Stainless Steel Patio Heater - This stylish stainless steel patio heater stands an impressive 220cm in height and gives out a very generous and adjustable amount of heat (13.5kw) for those sometimes chilly British summer evenings. Base stand measures 44.5cm whilst the top reflector unit measures 81cm giving a wide and even displacement of the heat generated. Comprehensive assembly instructions are included with a seven step pictorial guide. Runs on LPG bottled gas which is widely available.

Guardian Angels - Why travel through life with only one Guardian Angel when four can guard and protect you? These sterling silver cherubs can be worn in your hair attached to a love letter or given to a friend to share your good fortune. Please note the popper backs are not silver. (carded set 1.4cm high)

Easy Dinner Party's Recipes - If your cooking skills leave you cold and the thought of planning the menu for your very own dinner party gives you the shakes than this book could have been written with your social salvation in mind. Sixty easy disgrace free recipes for dinner parties that'll make you a dinner party legend and avoid crippling psychological damage... or at least that's what the bit of blurb on the back says anyway!

50 Romantic Ways To Say I Love You - Too embarrassed too shy or too scared of commitment to say those three little words? Now you don't have to because this pack of cards gives you fifty thoughtful surprises and loving gestures which speak much louder than words.

Crazy 8 Ball - Why not give this crazy eight ball a try the next time you're down the pub with a couple of mates. Rack up the pool balls and while no one is looking swap the eight ball for this wobbly wonder that never rolls straight. Sit back and howl with laughter as they try in vain to pot the black whilst looking like complete amateurs who couldn't hit a barn door from two paces!

Crazy Cue Ball - Why not give this crazy cue ball a try the next time you're down the pub with a couple of mates. Rack up the snooker balls and while no one is looking swap the cue ball for this wobbly wonder that never rolls straight. Sit back and howl with laughter as they try in vain to pot the balls whilst looking like complete amateurs who couldn't hit a barn door from two paces!

High Torque Ratchet Screwdriver - Make like Flash Gordon with this futuristic screwdriver. Ergonomic rubberised grip combined with heavy duty ratchet mechanism gives good purchase. Inbuilt storage system holds nine extra bits.

Alcohol Breath Tester - Competitively priced pocket alcohol tester that gives a good indication as to whether your are over the limit to drive your car. Gives a green signal if you are under and a red one if you are over it.

Silver Anagram Box - This is a lovely gift to give to anyone. A solid silver little pot full of luck and good wishes. 'Desires creates sin' Rearrange the letters to discover the real message: 'inside are secrets'. Inside this sterling silver box you will find four charms that represent secrets to a happy life: Heart-appreciate your friends; cherub-open yourself to love; sunflower-notice beauty; sixpence-be lucky. Approximate size 25mm diameter.

Silver Friendship Bracelet - The perfect gift for a well loved friend. This sterling silver bracelet set comes in a pretty silky silver pouch and is perfect to give to a friend to show how much they mean to you. Each silver pouch comes with a message 'This sterling silver bracelet is one of a matching pair and I have the other. I hope you love it and that our friendship always remain strong. So enjoy life laugh a lot see beauty and think of me when you wear this bracelet. A silver heart hangs from each and represents best friends in the world. Each bracelet is 20cm long. This set is exclusive to Alternative Gifts. It is designed and hand made in Italy. 925 Silver

Adopt A Reindeer - This great new gift pack enables you or the (fortunate person you give it to!) to adopt a Cairngorm reindeer for a whole year. Membership to the Friend of the Cairngorm Herd based in Glenmore entitles you to visit your reindeer for free or go on a guided tour of the UK's only herd of reindeer that are fortunate enough to live in their natural environment. Included in the beautifully presented gift pack is a welcome letter an adorable soft toy reindeer a brief history of the Cairngorm Herd two pages of educational reindeer facts a selection of pictures of the reindeers and a blank pre-paid registration card. Once the registration card has been completed and returned you will receive a fully personalised certificate a 12 month membership card and a voucher allowing you one free entry to the centre.

Cheap give Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd UK