Cheapest down Gifts, Toys and Gadgets shopping UK

Some of the great down Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd include...

Pull It Bottle Opener - This little gadget is excellent just clamp the sides round the bottle of wine push the handle down lift and out pops the wine cork it is so easy you have just got to try it to believe it. These things are normally priced everywhere I have seen them at around £70.00 and i think we are one of the first to offer them at under £30.00. Just think of the browny points you will get when sending this to friends they will think you've spent nearly twice what you actually have. Course you could just by it for yourself and impress the hell out your friends.

Executive Punch Bag - Work stress getting you down? Vent some anger with this rough and tough executive punch bag. Designed to take on your best jabs hooks and cuts this fast inflating punch bag is secured with suction cups and is mounted on a spring post base for gym style return action.

Electro Shock Pen - One of the oldest jokes in the book but still one of the best! Let your friends and family borrow this pen and watch their face as they get a harmless electric shock when they press the top just before writing! The only down side is that I can see delivery drivers and postman all over the country reaching for the buy button so they can zap unsuspecting people signing for parcels first thing in the morning! Takes 1 AAA battery which is included.

8 Ball Lighter - If you’re a hot shot on the pool table than this 8 ball lighter is definitely for you! Measuring 5.6cm x 5.6cm this cleverly disguised lighter takes standard lighter gas and is bound to impress your mates the next time you challenge them to a game down your local pub. Simply finish the game by potting the black and then miraculously produce the same looking eight ball to light you’re cigarette!

Bar Compass - The coolest bar assistant in the world could now be yours with all the information on drink recipes quantities and ingredients listed at your finger tips on this stylish Bar Compass. Simply turn the dial to your favourite tipple and hey presto clear and concise instructions as to what to do even down to whether the drink is shaken or stirred after all we wouldn't want to upset 007 would we!

Football Remote Control - This soft football remote control is fun for both children and adults. Control TV programmes by using buttons on the football panels. The controls include an on/off channel -/+ and volume up and down as well as a mute control. Contains pre-programmed codes for most modern TV sets for easy set up. IR sender on reverse of football for accurate signal transmission. Requires 2 x AA batteries.

Organiser With Sim Card Reader - This fantastic organiser with SIM card reader comes with a tablet PC SIM card reader PDA and has a memory of 8Mb. The complete organiser comes with a personal diary a telephone directory notes with drawing function a task list and a memo function. Thanks to its dedicated port the tablet PC can read or save telephone numbers from mobile phone SIM cards. You can safeguard and manage your data in the diary directory and transfer telephone numbers in the SIM card from the phone to the tablet PC. Very importantly the organiser includes numerous games with quality graphics with the ability to download new ones. You can also download and display electronic books available on the virtual office at my.lexibook.com. PC synchronisation is included with SyncMan 2 software. Features includes large 160 x 160 pixel liquid crystal display alphabetical handwriting recognition on touch screen four programmable shortcut keys and scroller (navigation roller) to easily navigate through the menus a twelve digit calculator weight and measurement converters currency conversion clock time zones and alarm.

Roger 7 Inch Plush Bear - The old expression 'It takes two to tango' is almost appropriate for Roger and his inflatable partner although I have a feeling that the only dancing these two will get up to is the horizontal kind! Sort of brings a whole new meaning to your partner going down on you though. Approximate size 7 inches.

Down In One Drinking Game - The basis of the down in one drinking game is is for each member of your drinking party to take turns to pull out the sticks which support the little pint sized playing pieces but be careful let a pint drop and you'll have some serious drinking to do! A nimble fingered game of nerve and probably plenty of swerve if you end up losing the game!

Inflatable England Chair - Don't be let down whilst watching our boys play in Euro 2004 add this generously sized England chair to your shopping bag and you'll be sitting comfortably watching the match in no time! Approximate inflated size: 94L x 74W x 84H cm.

Turbo Stroker - I don't know why but when I read anything with automatic stroker in the description I inevitably think of politicians rather than penis masturbators. Although I suppose both of them are designed to get on your cock. Anyway moving swiftly on before I lose my job this specially designed penis masturbator is made from real-feel jelly strokes up and down at variable speeds and also simulates a sucking action. Separate multi-speed control box requires 3xC batteries (included).

Frazzle Countdown - Frazzle is an intergalactic dexterity test involving Alvin the friendly alien who has come to earth to visit his brother Alan but he's crashed his spacecraft which has created an electrifying cloud of high voltage static electricity! You only have one minute to decontaminate him before he's FRAZZLED!

Bottle Rocket - This amazing blast off bottle rocket kit soars to over 100 feet! Featuring revolutionary rocket technology which is easy to assemble and launch you'll soon be experiencing the thrill at ground control as you count down the seconds to the launch - then witness the spectacle as your bottle rocket takes off and streaks high into the sky!

Crazy 8 Ball - Why not give this crazy eight ball a try the next time you're down the pub with a couple of mates. Rack up the pool balls and while no one is looking swap the eight ball for this wobbly wonder that never rolls straight. Sit back and howl with laughter as they try in vain to pot the black whilst looking like complete amateurs who couldn't hit a barn door from two paces!

Crazy Cue Ball - Why not give this crazy cue ball a try the next time you're down the pub with a couple of mates. Rack up the snooker balls and while no one is looking swap the cue ball for this wobbly wonder that never rolls straight. Sit back and howl with laughter as they try in vain to pot the balls whilst looking like complete amateurs who couldn't hit a barn door from two paces!

Hers Key Holder - For those of you out there that put your keys down and can never find them again this a really simple idea. Each pack contains a key holder and key just add this key to your keyring and insert into the keyholder hey presto you'll always be able to find your keys. Measures 110mm x 80mm made from chrome plated zinc. Never lose your keys again! Just insert the supplied key into the key holder to store your keys.

Football Sports Mac - As the weather in the UK seems to be getting progressively these days this clever little keyring containing a one size fits all waterproof rain mac is a really handy keyring to have. Either keep it in your coat pocket or use it as your keyring you'll never be caught out by a down pour again.

Robotic Vacuum Cleaner - This robotic vacuum cleaner is the perfect household accessory for people who've got more important things to do than hoover the house. Simply switch the smart cleaner on and this clever little machine will automatically hoover the house while you're at work. The built in avoidance sensors will prevent the unit from falling down stairs whilst the light sensor allows it to operate under items of furniture without stopping. Powered by a rechargeable battery pack the smart cleaner has six cleaning programmes and three running time settings to suit every size of room and is capable of cleaning and dust mopping carpets linoleum wood and tiles. Also included is a remote control unit allowing you to operate the hoover from the comfort of your armchair. Colour may vary between silver and burgundy.

Cheap down Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd UK