Cheapest designed Gifts, Toys and Gadgets shopping UK

Some of the great designed Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd include...

Executive Punch Bag - Work stress getting you down? Vent some anger with this rough and tough executive punch bag. Designed to take on your best jabs hooks and cuts this fast inflating punch bag is secured with suction cups and is mounted on a spring post base for gym style return action.

Jack Daniels Hip Flask Lighter - This classy and discreet lighter has been designed to mimic the looks and contours of a traditional hip flask (which of course would be full of Jack Daniels whiskey!)

Snow Surfer Jet Ski Sledge - Featuring two heavy duty handles cool graphics and a pair of bottom runners for added direction and speed you’ll be the talk of the slopes with the fantastic new snow surfer sledge. With a heavy duty vinyl construction and double welded seams for added durability this sledge not only looks amazing but will keep going year after year! Designed for ages 7+

Electric Shock Lighter - Guaranteed to drive your friends and family stark staring mad as they reach for your new and stylishly designed lighter only to get a harmless electric shock when they press the top! Perfect payback for anyone that tries to steal your lighter when you’re in the pub simply leave it on the table sit back and hear them yelp in surprise when they get zapped!

Sack Race - Players can re-live school days racing in these new and specially designed adult sized potato sacks. Each of the five sacks is brightly coloured and named for added rivalry: Fireball Dozy Fever Wired and Mad Dog! Each sack is made from the highest quality jute material and measures 45 inches high and 30 inches wide so that it fits adults and children allowing racing fun for all the family.

Emergency Triangle - This cleverly designed folding emergency triangle is an essential item for all motorists to keep with them in the car as it's red and yellow reflectors feature eighteen flashing lights that are visible at over three hundred metres in most weather conditions. Easily assembled in seconds the flashing light warning triangle is conveniently compact when not in use. Requires 4 AA batteries (not included)

Rainbow Picnic Set - This is a great set for you and your friends to enjoy a party in the park on a barbeque on the beach. This bright and cheery set is designed for eight people and comes with colourful plastic knives forks spoons beakers bowls and plates all contained within a really funky carrying box.

Turbo Stroker - I don't know why but when I read anything with automatic stroker in the description I inevitably think of politicians rather than penis masturbators. Although I suppose both of them are designed to get on your cock. Anyway moving swiftly on before I lose my job this specially designed penis masturbator is made from real-feel jelly strokes up and down at variable speeds and also simulates a sucking action. Separate multi-speed control box requires 3xC batteries (included).

Energie Kegel Exerciser - It's a well known fact that childbirth and natural aging can weaken the vaginal or kegel muscles situated at the pelvic floor causing a loss of pleasurable feelings even orgasms. With that in mind the Natural Contours Energie has been ergonomically designed to be the perfect weight resistant barbell for the kegel muscle. Extensively researched and tested this helps women regain natural muscle tone and enjoy more intense orgasms. Highly recommended.

Emergency Pants - In the 70's we had flares. In the 80's we had designer suits. In the 90's we had er flares again (clothing designers must have had the decade off) but the smarty pants emergency thong could only have been designed with the noughties in mind! Small enough to fit into the tinniest handbag this re-usable 100% cotton emergency thong will get you out of all sorts of trouble when you've been a naughty girl who's partied the night away. Colours may vary.

Aromatherapy Gift Set - Here's your chance to reach pampering perfection with this excellent Herbal Garden gift set. Beautifully presented in a whicker basket which contains a collection of eucalyptus and mint shower gel body lotion body scrub six bath fizzers candle in a jar mesh sponge and a body puff. All in all a stunning collection of products designed to revive and indulge your senses leaving you feeling like a new woman.

Aromatherapy Lavender Gift Set - Here's your chance to reach pampering perfection with this excellent Herbal Garden gift set. Beautifully presented in a whicker basket which contains a collection of lavender shower gel body lotion body scrub six bath fizzers candle in a jar mesh sponge and a body puff. All in all a stunning collection of products designed to revive and indulge your senses leaving you feeling like a new woman.

Silver Friendship Bracelet - The perfect gift for a well loved friend. This sterling silver bracelet set comes in a pretty silky silver pouch and is perfect to give to a friend to show how much they mean to you. Each silver pouch comes with a message 'This sterling silver bracelet is one of a matching pair and I have the other. I hope you love it and that our friendship always remain strong. So enjoy life laugh a lot see beauty and think of me when you wear this bracelet. A silver heart hangs from each and represents best friends in the world. Each bracelet is 20cm long. This set is exclusive to Alternative Gifts. It is designed and hand made in Italy. 925 Silver

Aromatherapy White Tea And Ginger Gift Set - Here's your chance to reach pampering perfection with this excellent Herbal Garden gift set. Beautifully presented in a whicker basket which contains a collection of white tea and ginger shower gel body lotion body scrub six bath fizzers candle in a jar mesh sponge and a body puff. All in all a stunning collection of products designed to revive and indulge your senses leaving you feeling like a new woman.

Sex Timer - Are you a bedroom bore or a sexually satisfying stud? For those of you out there that have become a little self conscious of the amount of time you put into your carnal cavorting this sex timer designed to mimic an egg timer will help you assess your performance in one easy flick of the wrist. Stallion stud playboy lover unsatisfied or just very poor...which one are you? p.s. Guys make sure you play fair and only flip the timer over once you've got your togs off as you don't want the lady in your life telling you that you're a cheat as well as being crap in bed do you?

Tyre Clock - Now back in stock but numbers are limited please order now to guarantee delivery. Here's another great gift idea for all you petrolheads out there to get to grips with. This cleverly designed tyre clock is eighteen inches in diameter has a ticking cogs pendulum and features a treaded rubber tyre with the clock hands modelled on a spanner and a screwdriver. With a clock that looks this good you'll never get tyred of looking at the time! Pendulum can removed if not required.

Cheap designed Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd UK