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Some of the great book Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd include...

Blow Job Vouchers - This book of vouchers entitles you to 10 unforgetable blow jobs in some of the most interesting locations you could imagine.

Love Vouchers - A book of love vouchers for him and her. Loads of different ones some very saucy some not. I quite fancy the Erotic Massage or the Rock 'N' Roll Sex Session.

Covert Camera - Book Packing - Now this is quite some piece of kit set the camera up and plug the receiver in the back of a television and hey presto you have your very own surveillance system. We have tried this out in the office and it is excellent. Superb for secretly filming what you shouldn't or just for added shop or office security. Comes complete with file which can be left anywhere with camera hidden inside. Completely cable and lead free. Excellent i like this one! We set it up in the warehouse last night and have just been watching the boys who always claim to be rushed off there feet!!!! I THINK NOT. For the last half hour they have been messing around on Oddballs. Boy oh Boy have we got them now!!!!!

Web Guide To Erotica - Everything and anything related to the web and erotica can be found in this handy little pocket book. With the full web address and a well written description of what you’ll find make this invaluable book covers everything from foreplay to fetishes.

Electro Shock Pen - One of the oldest jokes in the book but still one of the best! Let your friends and family borrow this pen and watch their face as they get a harmless electric shock when they press the top just before writing! The only down side is that I can see delivery drivers and postman all over the country reaching for the buy button so they can zap unsuspecting people signing for parcels first thing in the morning! Takes 1 AAA battery which is included.

Day Bag - The Kelsyus™ Day Bag makes short trips simple and comfortable with a unique combination of style and functionality. This two in one design provides multiple internal and external storage compartments for apparel jewellery books wallets and other valuables. The nylon mesh exterior pouch comes equipped with an inflatable pillow and provides an ideal location for transporting sandy towels and wet clothing. Additional storage is provided for a can cozy that is included free of charge. This cozy storage ensures a cold debris free beverage that is easily accessible and separate from dry storage items. Constructed of fade and moisture resistant textured PVC this bag is prepared to take on a wide variety of indoor and outdoor journeys.

Organiser With Sim Card Reader - This fantastic organiser with SIM card reader comes with a tablet PC SIM card reader PDA and has a memory of 8Mb. The complete organiser comes with a personal diary a telephone directory notes with drawing function a task list and a memo function. Thanks to its dedicated port the tablet PC can read or save telephone numbers from mobile phone SIM cards. You can safeguard and manage your data in the diary directory and transfer telephone numbers in the SIM card from the phone to the tablet PC. Very importantly the organiser includes numerous games with quality graphics with the ability to download new ones. You can also download and display electronic books available on the virtual office at my.lexibook.com. PC synchronisation is included with SyncMan 2 software. Features includes large 160 x 160 pixel liquid crystal display alphabetical handwriting recognition on touch screen four programmable shortcut keys and scroller (navigation roller) to easily navigate through the menus a twelve digit calculator weight and measurement converters currency conversion clock time zones and alarm.

Classic Saucy Dining Moments - If you love having risqué dinner parties then this wild party pack is definitely for you. Included in the high quality gift box is everything you'll need to stage a raunchy saucy party for your friends. The theme of the evening is passion the food you'll prepare will be laced with aphrodisiacs and if that isn't enough your friends will be challenged by sex trivia and a series of other games that leave little to the imagination! Box contains: a sixty minute CD with a selection of sexy music detailed recipes for every course an ingredient shopping list eight dinner party invitations and envelopes four replica table menus eight place settings forty eight trivia questions and answers and a booklet with saucy games and everything you ever wished to know about aphrodisiacs.

Classic Robin Hood Dining Moments - Dine with Robin Hood and Maid Marion! If you love having themed dinner parties then this ye olde dinning experience is made for you! Included in the high quality gift box is everything you'll need to stage a themed dinner party. Box includes: a sixty minute CD with music from the period four replica table menus eight place settings a booklet with modernised recipes for every course an ingredient shopping list a period drink recipe a character history booklet forty eight trivia questions and answers dinner party invitations and envelopes and a booklet with the history of the characters the music drink dress and food of the period.

Classic Titanic Dining Moments - If nostalgia floats your boat then you are cordially invited to enjoy a first class dinner on the R.M.S. Titanic on the Atlantic Ocean Sunday April 14th 1912 with you host Captain Edward J. Smith. This high quality gift box contains the ingredients for a unique and historic dining experience where you and your guests can travel back in time taste the flavours discover the story and become part of one very special moment in European history. Box contains: a sixty minute CD with music from the period four replica table menus eight place settings a booklet with modernised recipes for every course an ingredient shopping list a period drink recipe 48 trivia questions and answers 8 dinner party invitations and envelopes and a booklet with the history of the characters the music drink dress and food of the period.

Easy Dinner Party's Recipes - If your cooking skills leave you cold and the thought of planning the menu for your very own dinner party gives you the shakes than this book could have been written with your social salvation in mind. Sixty easy disgrace free recipes for dinner parties that'll make you a dinner party legend and avoid crippling psychological damage... or at least that's what the bit of blurb on the back says anyway!

Idiot Proof Recipes - Oh I see yet more hasty generalisations and sarcastic comments made inevitably by some smug and superior woman about the average mans ability to prepare and cook the simplest of meals. Ahem oh alright I admit it I could manage to burn water if I hadn't already been banned from the kitchen at home on several occasions. A cookbook for the man who probably only owns one saucepan.

Trivia For The Toilet - A book for the bog a strong absorbent trivia for the toilet. Splash proof easy wipe cover makes this the ultimate reading matter for the smallest room in the house.

Things My Grandmother Told Me - Entitled Things my grandmother told me about feeling fit and living longer than everyone else is a new book (which wasn't written by the Queen Mother I hasten to add) featuring page after page of invaluable yet light hearted snippets of information on subjects such as hayfever to hiccups to sneezing and skin exfoliants.

Birthday Card Book - This colourful book is the best place to record those important birthdays and anniversaries alongside cards bought in advance for the occasion. With pockets for each month (undated by year) dates and cards can be added at any time making it the most useful record book. The birthday card book includes a pocket for storing cards in each month section a deep pocket for storing general use cards and notelets a list of wedding and anniversary meanings and star sign dates all beautifully presented in a hard satin finish laminated cover with an elastic closure strap. Size 23cm x 22cm.

Racehorse Club Bronze Membership - Following on from our hugely successful Racehorse shares gift pack we are proud to announce that you can now officially become a racehorse ownership club member with this new and exciting gift which brings you one step closer to racehorse ownership! The emphasis of the club is on helping you to enjoy the careers of a team of racehorses which race at courses all around the UK with a share of the prize money going to NSPCC and Cancer Research Charities. The bronze membership pack includes: membership presentation certificate pictures of the club horses information about each of the club's ten horses an 'introduction to racing' handbook providing access to special offers at the racecourse information phone line (non premium rate) for updates on when the club's horses are racing website password for pictures and more information about the clubs horses and the world of horse racing on line registration (optional) for more updates on special offers from the club by email or by post.

Cheap book Gifts, Toys and Gadgets at Alternative Gifts Ltd UK